she wants to be a goblin

[pussylipgloss]

i can’t listen to a rich person telling me anything about staying strong ……….i’ll stay strong if you gave me $1000

[lavendersage]

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

tshirt that says WELL INTENTIONED on the front and BUT STUPID on the back

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[qsk-deactivated20191002]

i wish i were a calico critter in a tiny gingham dress making pancakes rn

[hungwy]

add me to the broth

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyratheecruel]

[comradeorangutan]

criminalise golf

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Joe Biden just picked Kamala Harris as his running mate imma Kermit 😂😂

[ororomunroedontpullout]

We said “Defund the Police” and Biden heard “Fun with the Police” and chose a cop

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Songs to listen to music to

[blackpyrefly]

this tweet has me fully breaking down im in tears

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cyelatm]

[hyydraworks]

More little cows.

[greelin]

i don’t ever comment on ppl’s posts bc it feels rude but these are hands down the best things i have ever seen in my entire two plus decades of living. thank you op

[riinasawayama]

Girl as a body of water (@zfyn)

[bitchvirgo]