The Closet Monster

I blog a lot of things. A little bit of what I hate a lot of what I love. A little bit of what makes me smile, a touch of what makes me rage. Sometimes I post what makes me hate the world, sometimes I post what gives me faith. I blog a lot of stupid shit, but all of it is Jade.

[heebiejeebiejade]

Me calling into a radio station: Yeah, Hi, I'd like to dedicate a song to Mattel and Monster High this holiday season.

Radio Jockey: Cool what song?

Me: Adele's Rolling in the Deep. Cause we could have had it all but they fucked up.

[doctorslippery]

Two of my favorite ST characters.

[gahdamnpunk]

This is messed up

[goodluckvegetable]

[ectoimp]

Everyone pour one out for the van. The true victim in hellbent

[silenceindustries]

Hellbent Freeze Frames. Holy Shit.

[sataniccunni]

this guy

[heebiejeebiejade]

this guy is my mood after hellbent

[heebiejeebiejade]

ITs been 30 whole fucking minutes and HEllbent still has me traumatized 

[kechiarts]

Happy Birthday O Mighty @heebiejeebiejade!!!! May you continue to kill me inside for years to come~

>:3c

[heebiejeebiejade]

AHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. THANK YOU FOR THIS DELICOUS BIRTHDAY FOOD

[adraggynamedjade]

Final Fantasy on Twitter

“FINAL FANTASY CRYSTAL CHRONICLES Remastered Edition is more beautiful than ever and coming to #NintendoSwitch and #PlayStation 4 in 2019! https://t.co/hwfldVLYRO”

Stupid mobile tumblr running my post… @noctuart WE ARE CARAVANING. WE ARE DOING THIS. ITS BACK. ITS TIME. GOD HAS ANSWERED US AND ITS TIME TO BREAK MY HEART AND STEAL MY MEMORIES ONCE AGAIN.

[heebiejeebiejade]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that is all thank you.

[cwunch]

♡

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[youarewhatyou-believe]

These always always always work.

[deejay]

Relog if you need this energy

source

[theryanproject]

[slimdaddymbaku]

Just one of these checks could change my life ,

[otadose]

[holy-jinsus]

Article 13 got approved and that means the internet will be censored for all countries under the EU. If that happens, it’s likely bloggers from affected countries cannot post content anymore. I wouldn’t be able to post gifs, edits, icons, anything anymore. Even adding links to posts could cost money. You can get more information here and here or simply using google to find information from a source you trust. Please sign the petition here and here (everyone can sign this one apparently) to prevent this from happening. I don’t want to lose my blog.

[flippyspoon]

[myturtlespeedy]

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

[liukka]

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

[tired-of-capitalism-deactivated]

HERE’S THE LINK TO SUPPORT HER WORK

[ohnoproblems]

you’ve outlived ronald and nancy reagan! they’re in the fucking ground and you’re alive! treat yourself to something nice today