the witch is in

nona marlowe ♡ 31 & very married ♡ cancer sun / sagittarius moon / leo rising ♡ unfortunately american ♡ i used to live in an old motel ♡ i make magic out of odds & ends ♡ mentally/chronically/invisibly ill ♡ diviner/spellcrafter/mentor ♡ buy a service or give a gift @ ko-fi.com/nonamarlowe ♡ my ask box is always open ♡ icon by @maelstrom-star ♡

[icarus-suraki]

Important Announcement:

April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.

I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional. 

[realtrashwitch]

aphrodite’s problem child

[realtrashwitch]

feeling some type of way

[lunar-rose-witch]

@realtrashwitch somebody loves the snow

[realtrashwitch]

yall! look! at my godchild! 😍

[realtrashwitch]

actively witchin tonight yall

[missmamibee]

I got curious and made this. Which do you see when you read? 

[realtrashwitch]

5. you have aphantasia

[realtrashwitch]

guys who use their dog to try to talk to you by talking to their dog about you near you 🤮😡🤚🤦🏼‍♀️🛑🧹🚷

[realtrashwitch]

like..... dont mistake me liking animals for me even SEEING you my guy. move it along (the dog can stay)

[realtrashwitch]

guys who use their dog to try to talk to you by talking to their dog about you near you 🤮😡🤚🤦🏼‍♀️🛑🧹🚷

[honey-babeyy]

[realtrashwitch]

i tried to post this last night and it didnt work so 🤷‍♀️

[criophorus]

to y’all who pulled The Tower in your 2021 readings: im so sorry for your loss

[realtrashwitch]

dont worry! its just a reminder that 2020 WAS the tower, and now we are transitioning into 2021, the STAR!

[realtrashwitch]

shoutout to @lalunabruja who has singlehandedly given me like 50+ notes and counting on my sideblog (@realtrashperson) like they forgot its one blog and not their home dash 🤣

ive never felt so seen thank u 🤩

[realtrashwitch]

person: *talks about ~anything for more than a minute*

my adhd+ brain:

[marigoldwitch]

You do not need to use essential oils to flavor your food or drinks. There is usually an actual extract of most popular herbs, plants and spices that are intended for these purposes.

Why does this need to be said? The only thing essential oils might be good for is smelly stuff that doesn’t go on your skin. And even then you still need to be extra cautious.

You can literally get a 2oz bottle of peppermint extract at most grocery stores for less than $4. Same with vanilla, lemon, orange, hell they even have lavender extract.

Make sure it says EXTRACT! And you still need to be careful when using these too.

Please be safe and don’t put essential oils in your food or drinks (or anything you plan on putting in your mouth or body). And be careful putting it in anything you put on your body. And please do not put them in your bath water!!!

I know it’s trendy right now but you know what was also trendy? Nightshade eye drops. Yeah, in the Victorian era women would use nightshade eye drops to achieve a “big watery eye” look. They knew that it caused blindness and even death, but they didn’t care.

Please be safe.

[realtrashwitch]

this 👏 is 👏 so 👏 IMPORTANT

[sunsetquotes]

“You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place because you’ll never be this way ever again.”

— Azar Nafisi

[realtrashwitch]

oh my GOD this is so true

i felt this even when i left the motel even though i was beyond ready to get out of there

[realtrashwitch]

i just found an old sketchbook i used once to draw tarot card concept art (ahem i am not an artist i dont know why i did this lol) anyway this is the fool and i love her

[realtrashwitch]

i have so much on my plate right now 😬