Racing Turtle

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Welcome to San Diego

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Much strife in the Wordle community today. And deservedly so.

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Breakfast friend.

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Taco Bell will not hurt you if you are pure of heart.

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Sorry I haven’t been around much I’ve been on laying on my floor, staring up at the ceiling in a catatonic fugue state of anxiety and dread.

Mondays; am I right??

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Beef Wellington is just a fancy corn dog.

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All the arguments I’m hearing against Katie Porter boil down to her being and angry b*tch and I’m like Good.

I hope so.

That’s exactly what I want.

I want someone walking around ripping the testicles off of dudes.

Ya’ll are sleeping on how awesome it is having someone like that in your corner.

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We are not owed limitless community that we don’t contribute to.

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In the pre-chat for my online D&D game we are discussing the Devil Wears Prada 2 tie in with Starbucks and what Miranda’s order entails.

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My favorite function of my handlebar-less waking pad is when it randomly errors out and completely stops mid stride.

0 out of 10

Would not buy again.

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Everyone be quiet, my show is on.

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Okay first of all; how dare you?

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Secondly; who do you think you are?

No

One

Makes

My

Perfect

Doctor

Queen

Cry

She

Has

Never

Done

Anything

Wrong

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Everyone be quiet, my show is on.

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Okay first of all; how dare you?

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Everyone be quiet, my show is on.

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What is today, if not yesterday in a dumber hat?