Jonesy

WELCOME TO THIS SORRY EXCUSE I CALL A BLOG

[degdegdavid-blog]

NEW COMIC SERIES!

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[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

Name’s McCree

Gifs from this Overwatch Cosplay video by MLZ Studios

[jayrockin]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

[misdrunk]

I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

[jayrockin]

No you…. really need to click the link

[dinglew-deactivated20190821]

Jesus what the fuck

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

what the fuck

[gupdoo3]

Even if you do not care about football please read this!

[sixpenceee]

In Sydney you’ll find these fun urban interventions by artist Michael Pederson. (Source) For bizarre world posts: https://sixpenceee.com/tagged/world

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[mercuryvibes]

Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.

[animentality]

weird noises Junkrat makes

-his leg constantly clunks but that’s not his fault

-he giggles to himself a lot

-he sometimes SQUEALS for no reason

-but when he dies, he actually sounds like a normal human being. and then he comes back with this sigh and it sounds really tired and sad and it’s a little depressing like deep down he’s not happy or something and then I get a little emotional cuz I can tell he’s disappointed in me for letting him die but he’s still gonna cheerfully say “I love it when that happens” next time and I’m so sorry junkie

[ettadunham]

me: this whole concept of ~soulmates~ is so damaging, you can be happy with so many people throughout your life and sometimes the best you can do in a failed relationship is to let it go, that person isn’t THE ONE, no one is, everything in the media about romance is so fucked up on so many levels–

fic: *soulmate au*

me:

[egberts]

I’m so tired of tumblr thinking Nebraska produces wheat and kansas produces corn!! it’s the other way around!! Nebraska is corn and kansas is wheat! read a book

[treecat22]

Finally someone said it

[sixpenceee]

This is an X-Ray of an arm after a meat grinder accident. OUCH.

[gplantman-deactivated20211011]

Wh-Why’d they bother withan Xray?!? Doc went in, took one look at the guy’s arm and went, “Yup, let’s put a bandaid on that sucker. Be fine.” !?!?!?

[deadweight-at7am]

Fuuuuck. Man, whoever this is didn’t have a good day.

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

post-depression recovery tattoo idea

just the words “I lived bitch” somewhere on your body

[ikimaru]

space princess 💖

[ijustreallylovedaredevil]

Looking for a random cause of death for a character? Click here.

Looking for a random city? Click here.

Looking for a random city that people have actually heard of? Click here.

Need a random surname for a character? Click here. (They also give prevalence by race, which is very helpful.)

Helpful writing tips for my friends.

[imtootiredtothinkofaname]

smallirishpotato

[nyokoko]

OH SHIT.

[justdrinktea]

A couple more resources I have open constantly:

Random motivations for your characters here!

Need some character quirks? Here and here! 

Having trouble with backstory? Here! (They have an option for fortunate and unfortunate backstories)

[striders]

guy wearing a shirt that says “REDNECK REVIVAL, BRING YOUR BULLETS AND YOUR BIBLE”

[studiofruke]

“You ever wonder why he calls it his ‘dead-eye’?”

been a while since I drew my fav cowboy <3 full-res and process vid will be available on my Patreon!

Patreon | Commission

[fcllencngels]

The floor is lava Voltron Edition

Lance: The floor is lava

Pidge: *jumps onto Hunk*

Hunk: *looks around before sitting on the counter with Pidge still on him*

Keith: *unironically looks at Lance*

Shiro: oh thank god. i can finally die. *dramatically falls to the floor and goes to sleep*

Keep reading

[thebigpalooka]

Final part of this Mercykill comic.  I should’ve split this in two but screw it, here it all is.  I miscalculated my page length by ONE set of panels, so that proves I can’t be trusted. 

But I hope, if you like this ship, this brings you joy. <3

PART ONE

PART TWO