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Richtofen & Dr. Schuster showing Maxis the matter transference device.

it's 2050. they're rebooting codz. and they made it WOKE.

a GAY MAN, Edward Fagtofen is the MAIN CHARACTER. He leads three other ""people"" (the woke mob won't let us use MEN anymore). """they""" are, Wokeolai Belenski (the metaphorical representation of the destruction of the nuclear family ((xer [probably trans] wife is DEAD)), twinkeo masaki (A ""PERSON"" who is NOT WHITE) , and Tank Dempsey (see the object monkier? """his""" CHOSEN NAME? CLEARLY A SIGN OF TRANSSEXUAL NONBINARYISM).

another major character, SAMANTHA MAXIS (a woman) who wields UNSPEAKABLE, UNPARALLELED POWER. (feminism)

EVEN MORE TELLING is the villains of the series, DR →MAN←TY and the SHADOW→MAN← (the former being a representation of the biological reality of MEN and FEMALES as SEPARATE, DIFFERENT ENTITIES (hence the title of dr); the latter being a somewhat more obtuse metaphor for the olden days where MEN WERE MEN and FEMALES WERE PROPERTY. hence his name being the SHADOWMAN, America, and men by extension, now being a SHADOW of their former glory.) NOT TO MENTION they are BOTH OLD WHITE MEN, contributing to the MODERN RACISM AND OPPRESSION AND DISCRIMINATION faced by men today.

IT DOES NOT STOP THERE, HOWEVER.

Dr. ludWIG Maxis (undoubtedly a drag queen as alluded to in his name) is an allegory for Fatherhood and the sissyification of men. Notice how he's borderline irrelevant. The only thing of note he does is COHABITATING WITH ANOTHER MAN IN AN IDEALIZED HOUSE (the future the gays want, exhibited by Fagtofen leading his They/thems there), and DIE (yet another metaphor for the death of masculinity).He is a complete pushover and only exists to serve OTHER MEN and FEMALES (his daughter).

except it isn't 2050. this is 2015.

#eternal #not schuster

tankertartz115

I need sleep

#not schuster

porter was probably bad af. hello? h. porter- probably hot. can anyone hear me?

#not schuster #hes. idk i got a hunch #call of duty zombies #cod zombies #group 935 #h porter

griffincastle

"Let's not tell Maxis about this."

#SCHUSTER #i love him sm #yknow what else i love #griffin castle art #sighs dreamily #need to like. chop of bro’s hands so i can capture the skills

moonboundcollective

is this anything

#frothing at the mouth

hellhound-round

Are u LGB cuz ur gun pink

#hey its me #not schuster

NO BUT whats really interesting about Richtofen being a fan of jazz of all things is how it was LITERALLY BANNED in Nazi Germany.

like it was deemed degenerate because of how many jazz artists were black or jewish (along with the fact most music not made by German people were disliked for the sake of nationalism).

there’s still a lot more to it like it was popular in Germany before the ban and a lot of younger people listened to it again with the rise of swing to the point where it was an act of rebellion against Nazism but its really interesting to me.

#its sadly an american history class so the teacher didnt go into too much depth so if you know more PLEASE add i loooove music history #call of duty zombies #cod zombies #edward richtofen #ultimas richtofen #ultimis richtofen