PurpleWatomelon

Hi! I'm a filmmaker and dancer who just likes to reblog things I find cute or funny or interesting or just right up my alley! Feel free to ask any questions about me!

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None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

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Happy 11th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef

[purplewatomelon]

I have arisen for this

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

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How did I know the song before I even clicked on this video?

[prismatica-the-strange]

Right? 

[viralfrog]

The best sleeping positions when you are injured.

[forest-enby]

In

Pain???

d e p l o y

PILLOW

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

Okay but what if everything hurts

[marsupials-of-mars]

Princess and the pea mode

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Little shark backpack :>

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[thotketraccoon]

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

[queen0fm0nsterz]

CURSED

[two-kids-in-a-trenchcoat]

So i was just going to screenshot this post and-

[jackofgreen]

[danhowellsfeet]

this is the pic that wont load for any of us apparently

[niggazinmoscow]

OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

[instinctivelyintuitive-deactiva]

YALL THERES MORE

[imoverallofit]

They’re both so pretty

[theminingengineer]

[belovedgoofball]

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[annabanannabeth]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[elierlick]

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

[betweenparallels]

“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.

If you call [phone], an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

They also seem to help with getting Narcan.

[official-lucifers-child]

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off

[ctcsc213]

From the FB page:

We’re starting separate lines for each state in the US. These are the lines we’ve created thus far. Please share this out far and wide, so that it may reach the population of people we’re trying to help.

National line: 1-800-484-3731

Missouri: 1-800-896-8350

Iowa - 1-800-928-5610

Alabama - 1-800-913-3670

California - 1-800-469-4470

Virginia - 1-800-892-0480

Utah - 1-800-918-4805

Massachusetts - 1-800-972-0590

Vermont - 1-800-648-3570

Florida - 1-800-640-8530

Thank you for your support!

[weloveshortvideos]

british summer is here.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

[psshaw]

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

[tinderpodcast]

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

[optimalmongoose3]

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

[mia-beak]

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

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[the-messenger-hawk]

ATLA Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Aang:

Katara:

Sokka:

Toph:

Zuko:

Suki:

Azula:

Mai:

Ty Lee: 

Jet:

Iroh:

Ozai:

Ursa:

Hakoda:

June:

Kuei:

[captainbarrabear]

[bunjywunjy]

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

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Some other great Irish names for animals:

Wolf: Mac Tíre - “Son of the Earth”

Another word for wolf: faolchú - “wild dog”

Otter: madra uisce - “water dog”

Fox: madra rua- “red dog”

Owl: scréachóg realige - “graveyard screecher”

Falcon: bod gaoithe - “wind dick/wind asshole”

Bat: sciathán leathair - “leather wing”

Ladybird/ladybug: bóin Dé - “God’s little cow”

Spider: damhán alla - “little wild ox”

Jellyfish: smugairle róin - “seal snot”

Anemone: cíoch charraige - “rock boob”

[whitepeopletwitter]

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Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu

[avatrashh]

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

[avatarsymbolism]

…Shit, you’re right. 

That spin he does. That is an airbendery move. 

[onebunpunshow-deactivated202212]

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

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This shows attention to detail was unreal.

[dragongyrlwren]

Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.

[yourladyindank]

Everyone else: The spice of variety! The four elements make mine stronger! Ballerina time!

Toph:….meTal….bendy bendy

[that-catholic-shinobi]

take into account that Toph might not be able to take other bending styles into her own. Because those styles (especially fire and air) require you to lift your feet off the ground and for Toph she would lose her way of connecting to the world like he’s used too.

Toph took earthbending, made it her bitch, and made it adapt to her needs as a disabled person.

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MY PAPAYAS

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a crime of passion