💩McDANNO SAYS: VOLUME 2
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💩McDANNO SAYS: VOLUME 2
Now even longer and gayer!
even with two beds in 6x11 what should have happened is that steve stumbles into their room in the middle of the night drunk off his ass after drowning his sorrows because he's had an argument with his beloved danno but doesn't wake him up and just slides into bed next to him. there's all his convenient space left how nice of danno to think of him. steve's inhibitions are down (there's a reason he doesn't normally get this drunk around danny) so it seems like the most natural thing to snuggle up to him.
in the morning danny wakes up and steve's bed is suspiciously empty but there's a warmth at his back and something heavy across his middle. that's when he realises his oaf of a partner is spooning him and when danny tries to carefully extricate himself it turns into a giant octopus situation which means he tightens his hold on danny instead.
just when danny resigns himself to his fate of being a cuddly pillow the commotion wakes up steve. at first he smiles stupidly when he sees danno's grumpy morning face and a ridiculous bedhead but then he realises where he is and his face falls and it's his turn to be embarrassed. which leaves him with the only option - a tactical retreat into the bathroom, whereas danny drops back down onto the bed and, rubbing his face, wonders what island gods he has pissed off this time.
in the show's typical fashion they would be fine in the next scene and pretend it never happened.
i watch for the plot. [part 25d/∞]
Bro. Steve drove to Danny's house, dropped his truck off, and then drove Danny's car to the airport to pick Danny's parents up, with Danny so that Steve could meet them. Just to then take Danny and his mother back to Danny's and pick his truck back up and go to work.
But yeah, sure, that's totally normal, platonic, brotherly behavior. Because who doesn't accompany their friend to the airport to pick up said friend's parents just so that you can meet them as soon as possible?
bonus:
And the end:
I love this dialogue so much better
Self-indulgent shit that I thought only happened in fanfiction between two macho, male, supposedly heterosexual characters until a show in 2010 proved it could be written into Canon too.
Donating an organ to the other half.
Couch cuddling.
Saying "I love you" regularly.
Forced proximity roommates turned roommates by choice.
Calling each other pet names, mainly 'babe.'
Co-parenting one of their children.
Near death dream hallucination where they grow old together in the same home.
Randomly decided to open a restaurant together and upped their normal 'bickering like an old married couole' default to unprecedented levels.
Dance together at a wedding.
Go to a literal couples counseling retreat together.
"I am so happy to see you right now. I'll give you a hug, I'll give you a kiss, pick a base."
"Why'd you stop holding my hand? We're fighting?"
Asking, "what are you wearing?" over the phone.
"Are you talking to your wife?" "I'm talking to my partner."
One gives up on a chance to reconcile with his ex and follow her back home to save the other man.
They literally changed the trajectory of the other's life. Cause what do you mean both of them went from hating that place and wanting to leave, to planning out their retirement there together?
Sitting next to each other on a double date and staring into each other's eyes instead of their date's.
Telling his date he's already in a dysfunctional marriage with the other one.
One of them gets offended when they aren't included in the other's retirement plans, because he would have included his ex wife in a decision like that if they were still married, right? "Are you comparing my failed marriage to our relationship?"
McDanno will forever be THE definition of queerbaiting for me, and I'm so glad I didn't have to suffer it live, I would not have survived. They're literally in some 'platonic' life partners relationship in canon and should have just been gay for each other already. Buddie, Sterek, Destiel, none of them hold a candle to McDanno...Yet. (There's theoretically still a chance for Buddie 🤞)
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Steve finally went to sleep, so let's keep it quiet.
I feel like when it comes down to it, a pissed off Danny William is scarier than a pissed off Steve McGarret. Hear me out, usually when Steve’s pissed off he goes off on his own or he’s working with his team and that’s scary. But Danny, see, Dannny’s a dad, and a Jersey man living in Hawaii, and he’s got a lot of crazy in him that’s just hidden deeper and he holds his temper in with an iron grip or something. Because even if he’s constantly yelling or complaining about Steve and the insanity around him, that’s not him Angry. To get Danny Angry you’d have to have touched his people, as in his kids, his Steve, his family or his team. Then all bets are off and he’ll stop at nothing to get them back. And suddenly all the common sense and caution belong to Certifiably Insane SEAL Steve McGarret. And Danny knows the rules back to front, okay? So he knows exactly how far he can push, then he goes a little further because he knows he can get away with it or even worse he stops giving a shit about consequences.
So yeah, the seasoned criminals of Hawaii learn quickly to not underestimate the “calm” one of the pair. But well, newcomers always seem to learn the hard way, it’s almost like a hazing ritual to let the fresh meat go up against the detective and learn their lesson the hard way
H50 2x20
Okay I had to stop and make these gifs real quick because Danny calls the note that Steve left for him saying he was going after Shelburne a “Dear Danny” note!! As in a “Dear John” note!! You know, the term for a fucking break up letter!! A note in which Steve only refers to Danny as either “partner” or “Danno” and nothing else!! Danny is calling it a break up letter!!! I just can’t even with these two and their marriage!! You have Steve who writes this letter but his use of “Danno” and “partner” imply that he really doesn’t want to leave Danny and he’s trying to show Danny that he cares about him and he’s sorry about this. And Danny is so upset at the letter he left you can see it throughout the whole episode and how when Steve comes back he constantly makes mention of the letter. You hurt your husbands feelings Steven!! Make it up to him!