The Palace of Potions

Hello, Heights Mixem here, I'm a potion maker who hails from Lunasville Kenbucky! when I'm not busy being the greatest chemist who ever lived I'm chilling with my friends!

[stellalights]

ian jq and alex hirsch’s opinion on the fan art situation right now

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[lesbiangaara-deactivated2017052]

Alex Hirsch has his head so far up his ass it’s unbelievable

[mnemenic]

really now

these people sound like 60 year old men complaining to each other about how the world is less bigoted than they remember

[zarockimycocky-deactivated20170]

tbh I would have agreed w/ them slightly (since drawing w/e fanart you want is p much basic knowledge and some people are just out for a fight, i.e. when shipping is concerned, ect) if they hadn’t been arguing about child pornography and its legality….

[clitchuck]

Can I get like, a reference for the issue on child porn in this situation bc I wanna make sure I know what’s going on

[icedax]

this isn’t about child pornography and its legality actually. Stop taking Ian’s tweets out of context.

[thebluntprincess]

Who’s head is up who’s ass, eh?

[scotgem-sugshitposter]

About that previous thing where I said it takes one. I was wrong. Holy sweet merciful fucking christmas. We’re fucked. They are twisting everything so fucking much to put it into their own selfish views to make them think they are in the right. I put too much faith into people thinking they can be logical and understand the problem at hand. But they choose to use fear to push their agenda comparing apples to oranges.

[lipstickchainsaw]

‘The world is less bigoted than they remember.’

No, you unbelievable ignoramus. They are pointing out that you are the new bigots.

[seanthegriffon]

Approaching Aran Ridley, wine glass filled with grape juice in tow says "Hello newcomer. As you have just arrived to film I! The intellectual messiah of the show shall show you the ropes, and hopefully illuminate your mind. If there are any questions speak them now thank you."

Aran blinked. …He remembered reading about this; that arc that was happening while his character was dead.

"…Aye. Do you know who I am? I’m not new to this studio, lil’ guy." The griffon laughed a bit.

[heights-mixem]

"SILENCE" the young Dragon shouts "I! Thorn the dragon. Have been assigned by Pseudo to show the new kid the ropes! As such you will be my official squire." He states.

[seanthegriffon]

"…Ah’right, enough o’this. Take it easy there, chiseller, or I can show ye that Sean’s fightin’ ability isn’t made up."

[heights-mixem]

"SILENCE! I assure you I am not a joke Aran. I am said to be one of the top actors in the production! I-" he starts coughing from doing the intellectual voice too long before continuing in his regular voice "I am quite frankly an artiste if you will"

[seanthegriffon]

Aran sighed slightly. “Issat so? Well, I look forward to working with you then.” He thought a bit… then sighed again. “So Sapphy put you up to ‘showing me the ropes’, eh?”

[heights-mixem]

"More accurately he said "Refuse to help a rookie and I shall speak to the director about your work ethic" You see I can’t allow that ignoramus to ruin my career!" Ridley states.

[seanthegriffon]

"…That sounds like him, alright. Alright, alright. Mind filling me in on what’s been going on in the story since I left?"

[heights-mixem]

"For starters I was only recently called back as before that I was to be paired with Gideon, rather skilled martial artist actually, you should meet him sometime. However his story involved Pseudo being written out for around 10 to 15 episodes. So being the ignorant moron he is Pseudo cried to the director and basically Gideon took his ball and walked. I was finally given something to do a month ago. As such I must make up for lost time by enlightening the unwashed masses" Ridley states as if in a college classroom.

[seanthegriffon]

Approaching Aran Ridley, wine glass filled with grape juice in tow says "Hello newcomer. As you have just arrived to film I! The intellectual messiah of the show shall show you the ropes, and hopefully illuminate your mind. If there are any questions speak them now thank you."

Aran blinked. …He remembered reading about this; that arc that was happening while his character was dead.

"…Aye. Do you know who I am? I’m not new to this studio, lil’ guy." The griffon laughed a bit.

[heights-mixem]

"SILENCE" the young Dragon shouts "I! Thorn the dragon. Have been assigned by Pseudo to show the new kid the ropes! As such you will be my official squire." He states.

[seanthegriffon]

"…Ah’right, enough o’this. Take it easy there, chiseller, or I can show ye that Sean’s fightin’ ability isn’t made up."

[heights-mixem]

"SILENCE! I assure you I am not a joke Aran. I am said to be one of the top actors in the production! I-" he starts coughing from doing the intellectual voice too long before continuing in his regular voice "I am quite frankly an artiste if you will"

[seanthegriffon]

Aran sighed slightly. “Issat so? Well, I look forward to working with you then.” He thought a bit… then sighed again. “So Sapphy put you up to ‘showing me the ropes’, eh?”

[heights-mixem]

"More accurately he said "Refuse to help a rookie and I shall speak to the director about your work ethic" You see I can't allow that ignoramus to ruin my career!" Ridley states.

[seanthegriffon]

Approaching Aran Ridley, wine glass filled with grape juice in tow says "Hello newcomer. As you have just arrived to film I! The intellectual messiah of the show shall show you the ropes, and hopefully illuminate your mind. If there are any questions speak them now thank you."

Aran blinked. …He remembered reading about this; that arc that was happening while his character was dead.

"…Aye. Do you know who I am? I’m not new to this studio, lil’ guy." The griffon laughed a bit.

[heights-mixem]

"SILENCE" the young Dragon shouts "I! Thorn the dragon. Have been assigned by Pseudo to show the new kid the ropes! As such you will be my official squire." He states.

[seanthegriffon]

"…Ah’right, enough o’this. Take it easy there, chiseller, or I can show ye that Sean’s fightin’ ability isn’t made up."

[heights-mixem]

"SILENCE! I assure you I am not a joke Aran. I am said to be one of the top actors in the production! I-" he starts coughing from doing the intellectual voice too long before continuing in his regular voice "I am quite frankly an artiste if you will"

[seanthegriffon]

Approaching Aran Ridley, wine glass filled with grape juice in tow says "Hello newcomer. As you have just arrived to film I! The intellectual messiah of the show shall show you the ropes, and hopefully illuminate your mind. If there are any questions speak them now thank you."

Aran blinked. …He remembered reading about this; that arc that was happening while his character was dead.

"…Aye. Do you know who I am? I’m not new to this studio, lil’ guy." The griffon laughed a bit.

[heights-mixem]

"SILENCE" the young Dragon shouts "I! Thorn the dragon. Have been assigned by Pseudo to show the new kid the ropes! As such you will be my official squire." He states.

[mythic-swirl]

"Okay.... backstage politics are important....." "By the way, did I tell you that Ridley the III actually learned like five languages to prepare himself for Thorn? He can speak five languages legit."

He rolls his eyes, “Foolish Try Hard, you know one of the new actresses can’t even speak english? Rediculous isn’t it? But she has the look we needed.”

[heights-mixem]

"The one that randomly started hitting me?" He replies before Ridley shows up "I thought you were getting me that Vanilla leaf, 2 lump, blue mountain, goat milk hazelnut late, also don't worry about that ignoramus. I thoroughly educated her." The dragon says as the new Heights whispers "Please try to get him to break character...."

[rosathetabularasa]

Is it me or is the kid that plays Thorn way too obsessed with never breaking character?

Rosa’s actor looks back and forth. “gde i perevodchik , kogda on mne nuzhen?”

[heavylifterpegasus]

"Он отрицательно говорить об актере из Thron," he responds before looking back to the other actor, "Ya, some of these fancy pants professionals are plum crazy."

[heights-mixem]

"He always did say he was an artiste. Still, my one claim to fame back home was getting him to break character leading up to a play. Basically I said "You know in some acting circles it’s said one can have a dramatic performance with just a broom, well you my friend, are the broom" We mess with each other all the time when he isn’t on acting time."

[rosathetabularasa]

"Могу ли я ударил его , пожалуйста? Я хочу , чтобы ударить его !"

[heavylifterpegasus]

"только если вы легко перейти на него, не хочу, чтобы ты вредит вашей довольно мало себя," he chuckled a bit, "Is that so? Huh, doesn’t seem like an messin’ around kind of guy."

[heights-mixem]

"Well you’ve never seen the kid out of character. I’m honestly amazed at how he can completely capture a character. At least you weren’t there when he was cast as The Ghost of Christmas future in a Christmas Carol." The Green unicorn laughs.

[rosathetabularasa]

Rosa begins to rapidly pap Heights in the face. “Я чувствую, что это было бы более эффективным с распылитель.”

[heights-mixem]

While this happens Thorn's actor walks up "Оставьте Imbecile один .... Я единственный, кто получит, чтобы нападения, которое невежды." He yawns 

[rosathetabularasa]

Is it me or is the kid that plays Thorn way too obsessed with never breaking character?

Rosa’s actor looks back and forth. “gde i perevodchik , kogda on mne nuzhen?”

[heavylifterpegasus]

"Он отрицательно говорить об актере из Thron," he responds before looking back to the other actor, "Ya, some of these fancy pants professionals are plum crazy."

[heights-mixem]

"He always did say he was an artiste. Still, my one claim to fame back home was getting him to break character leading up to a play. Basically I said "You know in some acting circles it’s said one can have a dramatic performance with just a broom, well you my friend, are the broom" We mess with each other all the time when he isn’t on acting time."

[rosathetabularasa]

"Могу ли я ударил его , пожалуйста? Я хочу , чтобы ударить его !"

[heavylifterpegasus]

"только если вы легко перейти на него, не хочу, чтобы ты вредит вашей довольно мало себя," he chuckled a bit, "Is that so? Huh, doesn’t seem like an messin’ around kind of guy."

[heights-mixem]

"Well you've never seen the kid out of character. I'm honestly amazed at how he can completely capture a character. At least you weren't there when he was cast as The Ghost of Christmas future in a Christmas Carol." The Green unicorn laughs.

[rosathetabularasa]

Is it me or is the kid that plays Thorn way too obsessed with never breaking character?

Rosa’s actor looks back and forth. “gde i perevodchik , kogda on mne nuzhen?”

[heavylifterpegasus]

Walking by, sighs, “Sorry sonny, Miss Roza here don’t speak much of the English,” he nods, he smiles, “But she is rather good at speaking french if you catch my drift,” he chuckles.

[heights-mixem]

"I see…." Height’s actor replies. I’m telling ya though, That kid may be my best friend, but god dammit he has refused to break character since he got the part. Seriously, shit is driving me crazy"

[rosathetabularasa]

"Chto takoye razdrazhayet yedinorog Seychas govoryat?"

[heavylifterpegasus]

"Он отрицательно говорить об актере из Thron," he responds before looking back to the other actor, "Ya, some of these fancy pants professionals are plum crazy."

[heights-mixem]

"He always did say he was an artiste. Still, my one claim to fame back home was getting him to break character leading up to a play. Basically I said "You know in some acting circles it's said one can have a dramatic performance with just a broom, well you my friend, are the broom" We mess with each other all the time when he isn't on acting time."

[rosathetabularasa]

Is it me or is the kid that plays Thorn way too obsessed with never breaking character?

Rosa’s actor looks back and forth. “gde i perevodchik , kogda on mne nuzhen?”

[heavylifterpegasus]

Walking by, sighs, “Sorry sonny, Miss Roza here don’t speak much of the English,” he nods, he smiles, “But she is rather good at speaking french if you catch my drift,” he chuckles.

[heights-mixem]

"I see...." Height's actor replies. I'm telling ya though, That kid may be my best friend, but god dammit he has refused to break character since he got the part. Seriously, shit is driving me crazy"

[moonblossom-bunny]

Ortensia appreciation post! Lame gifs included!

[aires163-deactivated20250113]

Christmas part 2014

Putting this under a read more since it’s a long one. The gang got toghter to throw a christmas party in Moon City to celebrate the opening of the new Changeling district.

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[vaporwavebear-deactivated202004]

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

[emiline-deactivated20211013]

too risky man

[gl1tchswitch]

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The Marionette’s tired of Mike’s shit

[art by rebornica]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

OHMYGOD

[rosathetabularasa]

As morning dawns a resume is sent to Rosa, detailing a Mr. Mixem.

Rosa reads over the qualifications. “Well I mean, it sounds like he’d be useful at that moon city branch I’m trying to open.”

[heights-mixem]

While eating breakfast at his hotel Heights wonders why exactly he’s even here. He knew he had the talent for far greater things, yet overtime he tries something related to his talent he got bored…. As if fate was mocking him for his talent. That said, Rosa’s break out potion finally revived his curiosity in alchemy.

[rosathetabularasa]

Rosa proceeds to write up a reply letter asking for a time that he’s available for an interview.

[heights-mixem]

Upon receiving said letter Heights immediately writes back. "Dear Rosa, My available time is in fact in two hours over the phone, and tomorrow in person. I just hope you know you've gotta be doing something right to even have me considering working here, this industry can be a drag if you know what I mean."

[rosathetabularasa]

As morning dawns a resume is sent to Rosa, detailing a Mr. Mixem.

Rosa reads over the qualifications. “Well I mean, it sounds like he’d be useful at that moon city branch I’m trying to open.”

[heights-mixem]

While eating breakfast at his hotel Heights wonders why exactly he's even here. He knew he had the talent for far greater things, yet overtime he tries something related to his talent he got bored.... As if fate was mocking him for his talent. That said, Rosa's break out potion finally revived his curiosity in alchemy.

[mythic-swirl]

A young dragon begins approaching Moon City with a companion, oddly well dressed for a baby dragon.

Moon City Guards stay at there posts, nodding to the pair as the move to cross the gate, one checking on an unseen thing that happens to be the species detector, which is also hooked into a criminal database in case a known criminal on the lamb attempts to enter Moon City.

[heights-mixem]

The dragon rolls his eyes at the guards, giving off a rather posh air about him as he and his friend prepare to enter. a slight air about them. The type this exudes success.