The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”
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The five most reassuring words ever are: “I haven’t started yet either”
In a recent discovery (I don’t know if anyone else found this yet), typing in some of the main characters’ names gives you interesting responses in the intro.
Extra Additions:
Perfect magnets
Love her already
Whaaaaat?
GIRL CHARACTER
MUST EXPOSE A SKIN NOT EXPOSED ON BOY CHRACTERS TO MAKE A SEXY
So, what you’re saying is that Young Link is sexy?
You sick mother fucker.
@cheshiretiffy
Below the cut is a comic contains spoilers for the No Mercy path in Undertale. This was written on request by my good friend @thatwindyguy and you can find the fic version of this here. Thank you! I hope you enjoy.
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The male lion cowers his head as he is given an earful by a lioness after a playfight went too far. The father had pinned his daughter Lusaka to the ground in mock anger after the playful cub had repeatedly nipped his tail. (Source)
why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole
Nope nope nope. Things CAN get lost or stuck up your butt. So if you’re using a sex toy in your anus, make sure that it has a flared base so you can safely take it back out.
fuck. thanks, planned parenthood
A green-fingered North Carolina resident found this bizarre foot-shaped root while digging in her back garden. (Source)
Okay, when I was a kid there was this little book of scary ass stories. I can't remember what it was called, but the stories in it scared me so much I still remember a few very clearly. (Scary Stories to Tell Around the Camp Fire. -maybe?-)
Any way, one of the stories is about a little girl who finds a strange root in her garden that looks just like a toe.
She takes it and cooks it up for dinner. In the story it explains she's starving and the root was very large. As she rested down her head to sleep she heard something moving out side her house, she curled up and forgot about it. Until she was woken up by the sound inside her home. The thing was moving closer and closer to the bedroom door, the whole time whispering, "Give me back my toe."
Now my summery might be a bit off, it's been years since I read that story, but this root definitely reminded me of it. Hopefully someone warned her not to eat it.
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Playing Undertale on Pacifist route be like
sugar
spice
and a shit ton of salt
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this is by far my most favourite part of the opening.
Can’t a Knight in dirty armor be just as, if not more, heroic than a Knight in shining armor? In fact, a Knight in shining armor probably didn’t do much fighting and is probably a coward anyways.
Do you have some dirty armour sir?