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to all my friends along the way-- some summer night i hope i'll see you again. to all my friends-- i'd love to stay. some summer night, i hope to see you again. SPECIAL AGENT OSWIN NEWTON HARBOUR. INDIE X-FILES OC. mutuals only. please read rules. sideblog of @duruspaladinus

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“Try to rationalize it all you want but you know it’s a ghost.” ( oswin )

ghosty memes // @heirofreggie

        ❝ i hate to break it to you, agent harbour, but twenty years working with agent mulder hasn’t convinced me ghosts are REAL. i don’t think you’re going to do what he can’t. ❞

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He shakes his head. “They’re real,” he says. “You ever watched Buzzfeed Unsolved, Agent Scully?”

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archiveit‌:

She drags the coffee to her without saying anything. Yes, they’re in crisis mode. Yes, that’s a given. But when he starts this sentence with but, it has her eyes narrowing. “Were you at Best Buy instead of answering your phone this morning?” 

He pauses, looking down at his keychain. “I mean, I was doing other things too,” he says. “Like getting coffee! It’s not the end of the world.” He pauses. “It’s not, right? What’s the situation looking like right now?”

[agentdoggett]

“Mass abduction! Maybe they all lined up in a row and just got in the tractor beam one at a time.” ( oswin )

ask memes. send them. 

“I was there. I think I’d know whether or not they got the - what did you call it? Tractor beam. If you’re rifling through our files, can you at least do it without interrupting me?” 

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He nods. “Tractor beam, yeah,” he confirms. He pauses mid-rifling through said files. “I need to digitalize these in order of year, and these are mixed up into absolute incoherency. Who organized these?”

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SUPERNATURAL; S03

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“You don’t feel even a little creeped out?”  “You heard those, right? That wasn’t just me being crazy.”  “Crime’s even better when it just involves bars of gold.”  “This is why you die first in a movie.”  “You’d be the worst diplomat when it comes to alien-human relations. Every fucking solution you’ve offered is to shoot at them with your gun.”  “You’re not ghost-proof. You’re just an idiot that refuses to see proof.”  “Why you gotta be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?”  “I kinda wish this bridge was torn down.”  “I’m gonna murder you.”  “It’s still very much an abandoned hellscape.”  “Oh my god, this room is fucking horrifying.”  “You have a very sly, evil smile on right now. I don’t like it.”  “You seem rattled right now.”  “If I’m trying to remember what I had for breakfast a year ago, yeah I’m gonna be a little foggy on that. But, if I’m remembering the time I saw alien bodies, thrown from a wreckage, I think I’m gonna remember that quite clear, and when it happened.”  “Are you putting on a tinfoil hat?”  “I knew you would like a Nick Cage reference.”  “Mass abduction! Maybe they all lined up in a row and just got in the tractor beam one at a time.”  “It’s kinda sinister that there maybe something lurks beneath.”  “You almost startled me with your realistic gunfire noises.”  “Hey, c’mon, speak up. Do ghost-y stuff!”  “We’re going to the most haunted part of the building.”  “I feel like my bravery is going to stop at this point.” “Ghosts, ghosts. Make it stink.”  “Spooky castle, that’s every investigator’s dream.”  “Alright, we’re gonna see a thousand ghosts tonight. Any less than that and it’s a failure.”  “Wait. Did you hear that?”  “No-one can see the top of your head except God.”  “I would pay thousands of dollars for ghosts to be real.”  “Ghosts hate it when you play the piano.”  “We may have caught ourselves a ghoul, [Name].”  “This is fucked up.”  “I’m not gonna pretend I’m not scared of this, because I am.”  “[lauhgs] That’s poetic.”  “It’s hard for ghosts to take a cold one.”  “We should go get more gin.”  “Alright gouhlie gouhls, let’s do something fun.”  “Can you look even a little bit worried?”  “If you want me off the bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.” “I’m about to die for the internet.”  “Yeah, this is kind of what the apocalypse would look like. In micro form.”  “Hello, spirits. We’re here with good vibes.”  “I have a crazy hunch that your eyes are gonna play tricks on you, and you’re going to lose your mind.”  “Try to rationalize it all you want but you know it’s a ghost.”  “You would walk up to it and be like, ‘the end is niiigh!’“  “You’d go runnin’ through town, ringin’ a bell. ‘The Martians are here! Lock yourselves in your basements!’“  “Looks ghostful.”  “It’s a people grinder.” 

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⨳ — GHOSTBUSTERS (2016);

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“Now, I’m gonna tell you something a little spooky.” “Okay. Follow me. Maybe steer clear of the door.“ “This is what you’re wearing?“ “You know what? That book was our baby. And you abandoned that baby before it even learned to fly!” “I’ll tell you what. If I had a human baby that could fly, I wouldn’t be telling the press about it. If I had a flying baby, I’d zip this, and so would you.” “You want to go find some ghosts?“ “Yes! That’s awesome! Dead for 15 years!“ “There’s a ghost anywhere around here, this baby’s gonna find it.” “Okay, somebody really doesn't want us getting in that door.” “I don’t think we’re alone.“ “Are you seeing what I’m seeing? This can’t be happening.“ “That’s the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.” “I’m gonna try to talk to it.“ “I’ll tell you what just happened. We saw a ghost.” “It’s because of stuff like this that makes it impossible for us to do our real work.” “Oh, come on! Suddenly this place has a classy reputation to uphold?” “Oh, my gosh. I think it might be a ghost.“ “You are just a bundle of joy, ain’t ya?“ “What in the sweet hell?“ “Oh, we’re dancing? Okay.“ “You’re like a lawsuit waiting to happen.” “Ghost Tits was my nickname in middle school.” “You know what? I think it’s not always about the end result. It’s about the journey.“ “You know, I just thought the floating hot dog implies that a ghost is holding it.” “You know, an aquarium is a submarine for fish.” “Also, um, I got chased by a ghost.“ “Have you seen a ghost down here?“ “I don’t want this ghost on my wall.“ “Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn’t say ‘a weird sparking thing.’“ “You’re mouthy. I like that.“ “Come here. I need your snoot on this.“ “Do you see that? The eyes.” “That is more and more unsettling.“ “Yeah, I can think of seven good uses of a cadaver today.” “So you’re gonna want to plant your feet firm. Bend your knees to compensate for the extra kickback.” “Why don’t I see ghosts flying around everywhere?” “Hey which one of these makes me look more like a doctor? Me playing saxophone or me listening to saxophone?” “There’s a goat on the loose.“ “If there’s something strange in the neighborhood. Who you gonna call?” “If there’s something weird and it don’t look good. Who you gonna call?” “I just thought this was gonna be like a book club. Play some Stevie Nicks albums, you know? 'Cause I’m telling you right now, if I see two twins from The Shining, I’m gonna pass out.“ “Okay, yep. Room full of nightmares. Not going in there.” “Was that there before?“ “This music is so terrible, it’s making him more angry.” “Booyah. Emphasis on the ‘boo.’“ “A ghost threw him out the window.“ “Well, if it’s a crime to look good, guilty as charged.” “It’s a Swiss Army knife. No woman should walk around unarmed.“ “Okay, so it’s your standard-issue haunted building.” “I think the word we’re looking for is apocalypse. Apocalypse.” “I get it. You don’t like people. People can be terrible.” “We gotta get something to eat.“ “I got you, baby! I got you!“ “Boo.“ “What the hell is that thing?“ “I don’t know. I’ve always kind of been attracted to husky men in hats.” “I think we may look like chew toys to him.“ “This is exactly how I pictured my death.” “Say hello to my little…“  “It feels like the slime is after me, personally.” “Come out, come out wherever you are.” “It’s 2040. Our president is a plant. I’m kidding. You were gone two seconds.“ “I love the hair, by the way. Makes you look a lot older.” “Physics is the study of the movement of, uh, bodies in space, and it can unlock the mysteries of the universe. But it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here. And, to me, the purpose of life is to love. And to love is what you have shown me.”

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@archiveit

"I know we’re having a crisis right now with everything, but--” He puts her coffee order down on her desk before pulling his keychain out of his pocket and jangling it at her. “I got a flash drive shaped like a watermelon slice at Best Buy.”

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( continuation of this thread with @agentdoggett )

“Uhm.... coo coo, sir?” he tries again. 

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- My Friends Are Nerds Sentence Starters Pt. 2

more cursed things my friends and i have said. feel free to change anything you need to!

“Good night my good bitch.”

“I just saw your whole ass.”

“I am going to beat the living shit out of you.”

“Coo coo, bitch.”

“Is me seeing your asshole going to be like.. a thing now?”

“She wrote it down, listen to her.”

“None of your reminders are friendly.”

“Sometimes, the real zippers are the friends we kill along the way.”

“You hurt me back, I wasn’t expecting that.”

“I hate space and I’m ready to fly.”

“He looks like he lost his teeth but won the lottery.”

“Satan didn’t RSVP to this conversation.”

“Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Porn.”

“Don’t stick your lesbian tongue out at me.”

“He looks like a Ken doll but if you like microwaved him for a couple seconds.”

“Don’t say menstrual cycle in a sexy voice, stop.”

“The whales live a life of crime.”

“Everything you touch dies? Touch me.”

“Suck on that, Gram!”

“Alright, Yoda.”

“I don’t… I don’t… I don’t care!”

“Hey quick question, do you have any duct tape in your house?”

“This is unrelated to the creepy murder board but… “

“Well well, it’s the murdering bitch.”

“I mean, if she was a Disney witch, yes.”

“His hair is actually a peninsula.”

“Alright Aladdin, calm down.”

“It was deeply embarrassing. I was the monkey.”

“We’ve said orgasm too many times in this conversation.”

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( continuation of this thread with @archiveit )

“Baby?” he says cautiously. Like that’s better. He smiles. “You’re welcome.” He raises his eyebrows with interest. “Really?” he says, walking over to her and sitting down next to her. “There’s no way that was a normal case, I mean.... if that ever happened to us, I’d never file that as an official report.”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Whoever has my Voodoo doll slap some sense into that bitch.

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etfilio‌:

“Well, you started it with a no.” 

“No is short for snow. I’m saving time.”

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( continuation of this thread with @etfilio )

“That’d be a whole waste of time if it was nothing, wouldn’t it be?”

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( continued from this thread with @archiveit )

“Yeah, because Christmas is awesome,” he says. “And the fact that you haven’t agreed with me immediately is truly disturbing to me.”

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          “  it’s not parallel universes.  ”

alice monroe. indie oc from txf. mutuals only. selective. written by chelsea. main. rules. ask.                                       (   sideblog of @etfilio   )

oswin harbour. indie oc from txf. mutuals only. selective. written by emily. main. rules. ask.                                       (   sideblog of @duruspaladinus   )

ARCHIVISTS. digitized the x-files in 2002. apprentices of reggie. team mengele.

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agentdoggett‌:

“Christmas – that’s not a thing. He’s had a tough life. He can say what he wants. Sort of.”

“Not until you shove a candy cane up your ass, no, but Christmas miracles happen.” He shakes his head. “That’s definitely not how it works. I would get yelled at way less if that was the case.”

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archiveit‌:

“Yeah. The one named after the CIA.” Okay, so she knows logically that it’s just his last name, but that was the association she’d made years ago. Hence, that’s the association that stayed. “I don’t know. He was a conspiracy theorist. He might’ve hit on something. Thing is, they went deep. That wasn’t just looking up his name, or we wouldn’t have got the alert.” 

Sometimes the alerts make sense. The files are out there for a reason, after all. People are meant to use them. 

But there are things in there that are definitely never meant to be seen. Digitizing those files, Alice learned that some things aren’t meant to resurface. 

“I think we’re going to have to deal with this on our own.” 

“Langley Langley.” He shakes his head. “There was a lot in his file, they could’ve gone after anything. Unless someone fucked with it. You think they were after something specific, or there to destroy something?” He’s starting to panic. Years and years of work, of cataloguing, of learning that the secrets they were going through were part of something so much bigger than them. 

“Okay.... so what do we do? We made arrangements to find out if people were digging through the files, not a plan about what to do if someone did.” His throat’s starting to feel a bit tight. “We need to get into the building.”