my EVIL dungeon >:^)

mac, 24, he/it. hobby cartoonist, professional student. autistic. i love my big fat husband The Duke 🥐🍯🍷🥘🦉☣️

[spinkville]

- Entity 000[unknown] "The Duke". Apex predator. Do not approach.

Appears friendly, offers travellers/employees services and wares to traverse. If engaged by entity, interact with extreme caution. Food is made from [redacted], avoid. When turning down a service, use particular language. Never say "thank you".

If entity turns hostile, no survival tactics known. Entity has been clocked at speeds of [redacted]MPH, and due to lack of skeleton, can squeeze through any sized gap. Do not underestimate speed and flexibility. If prey begins to get away, entity can spit acid to injure and immobilise.

Entity appears to made up of an impenitrable silicone-like material, and holds hydrochloric acid inside the entire volume of body cavity. No known organs or bone structure. Unknown what holds the humanoid shape together.

[heironymus-lex]

my art program grad cap:)

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[fuckyoubaker]

[rosieandthemoon]

ruins of St Andrews Cathedral in Fife, Scotland

[boobookittenartblog]

Nishiyama Hoen, Insect Procession,

detail, ink and color on silk, 1851

[heironymus-lex]

I have so much love in my heart for ogre who finally finished Ulysses but can only identify surface level themes like religion and nationalism hes exactly like me at this rate mac will never understand finnigans wake

[heironymus-lex]

hashtagmyawesomegarden on June 6

[mollybeenoel]

[heironymus-lex]

:o)

[cuppydogshane]

i love my pervert mutuals #mypervertmutuals

[vedurnan]

6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

[dailyclassicart]

Stanisław Masłowski - "Moonrise" (1884)

[feluka]

i hate the way fat antagonists have their weight moralized and used as a metaphor for greed and corruption and i hate the way it's overcorrected into fat people being "soft squishy friend-shaped cupcakes who look like they give incredible hugs" and i long for the day we have nuanced, interesting, and complicated fat characters and most of all i long for the day people are normal about fatness

[netnel]

UK, 1968.

[fatartappreciation]

The Baron at Rest, digital concept art of Baron Harkonnen from Dune, from Craig Mullins (born 1964), one of the pioneers of digital art. @craigmullinsofficial on Instagram

[heironymus-lex]

I just realized due to tumblr's tagging system there may be a fundemental communication fault between me and you! ive been saying #myflower #mytalent #bugs, I pronounce the hashtag if its funny. hashtag bugs.