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[heisenwhore]

The Bad Luck Club

(Alastor x Overlord!OC)

CW: Canon-typical violence, swearing, bad country accents, bad fight scenes, possible eventual smut, angst, fluff, toxic relationships, major character death, the worst people you know get together, we can’t fix each other but we can make each other worse

Summary: Lucky Lottie, the infamous Outlaw Overlord, is the second most feared sinner in Hell… or, at least, she was, before the Exterminations began. Seven years later, she’s lost her power, her home, and her title. At least she still has her brothers, and, apparently, some help from an old… “friend.

Crossposted on AO3

Masterlist

Chapter 1– The Lucky Lady

Chapter 2– All on Red

Chapter 3– Serendipity

[heisenwhore]

Was talking to my friend about how my hyperfixation pendulum abruptly swung back to things I haven’t thought about since literal childhood and mentioned that my first fictional crush ever was Vegeta from dragon ball and he just got real quiet before he said “…you know, that actually explains so much about you.”

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

[heisenwhore]

When will my husband (the Taco Bell near by apartment) return from war (put the Quesarito back on the Limited Time Menu)?

[heisenwhore]

How’s your weekend? I’m spending mine with acute food poisoning from leftovers I brought home from work, and worrying about if it’s salmonella or just normal food poisoning (saw a small bit of what looked like red. Unsure if blood or just the red wine I had to drink with said leftovers that gave me food poisoning) Could I go to the doctor to find out? Sure. Will I? Not unless I’m dying (intense fear of doctors)

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[ariesrin]

The worst part about writing is that sometimes you actually have to write.

The best part about writing is also that sometimes you have to write.

I will not elaborate further.

[heisenwhore]

Imagine, if you will, Alastor ‘sentiment is a weakness’ Hartfelt(or whatever you think his last name is) in his radio tower crashing the fuck out over him catching feelings and having a full conspiracy theory that you’ve somehow bewitched him or poisoned him cause that’s literally the only explanation he can come up with. I’m talking Season 1 finale, full demon mode, shadows doing crazy shit on the walls, radio distortion, tearing out his hair in frustration crash out. Bro probably conjures a bulletin board and red strings some bullshit together to ‘prove’ that you’ve placed a curse on him.

Then hard cut to you blissfully reading a book or doing face masks with Angel or something, completely unaware that the Radio Demon is losing his ever-loving mind on the other end of the hotel

Alastor in his Radio Tower telling his shadow puppets how you somehow managed to slip a potion into his food or something to make him feel the way he does

[forgottenfinchreel-deactivated2]

[lannegarrett]

[notherpuppet]

“How’d you get those scars?” “You’ll find out soon (^ᗜ^ )”

Edit: someone said it looks like I’m de-twinkifying Alastor and I’m sincerely devastated, I would literally NEVER 😭😭😭😭 black twink rep for the win, if it looks detwinkified then I’ve just failed at drawing my intentions! 😭😭😭💔

[tokkibean]

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

[infectiouspiss]

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media

[heisenwhore]

A human!Alastor x reader/OC fic where they’re both serial killers but neither of them know. They enjoy each other’s company well enough, but they’re really ‘courting’ each other to seem normal. Little do they know that they’re more similar than they could have imagined. Their “hobbies” lead to a very lonely life. But they would understand each other, better than anyone else possibly could. Naturally, when they find out, they’d be obsessed with each other. It’s a mutual self destruction.

Maybe Reader/OC has a similar victim type to him (wealthy bigoted white men).

Just thinking of Alastor and his equally insane wife don’t mind me.

[heisenwhore]

Addendum to this: I think the other— and, objectively, funnier— version of this would be a Wife!Reader/OC that appears to be the perfect wife, even to Alastor. Like he picked her because he needed a way to blend into society (and, yes, there’s genuine fondness, but don’t you dare ask him about it. He will lie). She’s pretty, intelligent enough not to bore him, a good cook, and a wiz with stains (how she got so good at removing blood stains, Alastor doesn’t know. He can’t ask without admitting what they are).

Of course, his wife knows what he is. She recognizes the stains. She knows the smell of blood. She’s intimately familiar with it. But she doesn’t confront him about it. Demanding answers would be hypocritical. She has her own skeletons she keeps hidden from her husband.

Basically imagine Alastor discovering that his perfect, demure little wife is actually a killer (maybe he finds her with a body). He’s both pissed off that he didn’t know and has never been more in love in his whole life. If you weren’t already married, he’d propose right there.

[heisenwhore]

A human!Alastor x reader/OC fic where they’re both serial killers but neither of them know. They enjoy each other’s company well enough, but they’re really ‘courting’ each other to seem normal. Little do they know that they’re more similar than they could have imagined. Their “hobbies” lead to a very lonely life. But they would understand each other, better than anyone else possibly could. Naturally, when they find out, they’d be obsessed with each other. It’s a mutual self destruction.

Maybe Reader/OC has a similar victim type to him (wealthy bigoted white men).

Just thinking of Alastor and his equally insane wife don’t mind me.

[heisenwhore]

Was just reading an Alastor fic where he said “that’s my girl” so basically I’m in cardiac arrest

[heisenwhore]

“Where the Crawdads Sing” except Tate Walker is Alastor. Reader finds him dumping a body in the swamp. Plot happens. They end up in hell together. Hit post.

[heisenwhore]

Expanding: Reader lives in the swamp with her daddy (abusive, bc I feel it is necessary to the plot). Alastor keeps coming around after she catches him dumping the body of one of his victims (he’s very much stalking her but also he’s kinda… nice about it?). He finds out about her daddy being abusive and offers to kill him for her (bc he’s a gentleman 😊) obv she refuses. Daddy disappears one day. Maybe he’s dead. Maybe he ran off. Who knows.

Alastor’s radio shit pops off and he starts killing less and less, so they stop seeing each other as often. She finally goes into the city now that her daddy’s gone/dead/missing/whatever the fuck. Meets someone else. Shit happens. He ends up dead. She’s the primary suspect. Alastor knows she didn’t do it, like, come on. She get’s off.

I think it’s funnier if he dies after she does but either could work. Either way he finds her in Hell and he’s like???? Bitch why tf are you here???? And she’s just very casually like “oh, yeah, no, I killed that guy.” Maybe she also killed her daddy too, just bc I think it’s funny.

[heisenwhore]

“Where the Crawdads Sing” except Tate Walker is Alastor. Reader finds him dumping a body in the swamp. Plot happens. They end up in hell together. Hit post.