Scrapper 142

maybe if I drink enough ill forget why I hate Hela (mod is 20 @staff will have to kill me)

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[askbalderthings]

Hela can’t read and Thor can’t count

[hela-suggestion]

And here I was just minding my own fucking business…… 

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

I can confirm

[hela-suggestion]

Happy Pride month, I am way over due to remind everyone I am, in fact, very gay. Goodnight.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

I too am also very gay

[hawberries]

VALKYRIE vs HELA

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

This is DJ Dipshit about the make the club get real fucking stupid. This next track is probably good but im not sure because I cant fucking read 

[hela-suggestion]

Oh god that last post was my 1,000th post. Nice.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Congratulations

[hela-suggestion]

happy mother’s day

Excuse me…?

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

I can call you mommy if you want

[meyhew]

i have bde. bisexual disaster energy

[theavengers]

Hela in Thor: Ragnarok — concept art by Jackson Sze

[neckkiss]

Yay.

[valkyriesuggests]

I haven’t slept in thirty six hours and I’m debating making it 48.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Go for 69

[valkyriesuggests]

Looking for affection and also alcohol

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well i have alcohol

[valkyriesuggests]

Good enough for now.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Okay cool also ive somehow acquired all these empty bottles would you like some

[valkyriesuggests]

… nah, I’m pretty sure at least one of my kids would end up breaking them all for some reason.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

How many kids do you have

[valkyriesuggests]

As of right now? Six. Unless more of Loki’s eggs have hatched in which case I have more.

There’s Jacopo, Icarus, Dale, a baby version of Icarus, Fafnir, and Ari.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Thats way too many kids man. Idk how you do it

[valkyriesuggests]

I have a spouse, a husband, and four girlfriends, so I’ve got a pretty good support system.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

And all ive got is all these fucking bottles and so much money

[valkyriesuggests]

Did you ever steal and marry hela like you planned?

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Ya know I think we both kinda just fucked off and forgot

[valkyriesuggests]

Looking for affection and also alcohol

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well i have alcohol

[valkyriesuggests]

Good enough for now.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Okay cool also ive somehow acquired all these empty bottles would you like some

[valkyriesuggests]

… nah, I’m pretty sure at least one of my kids would end up breaking them all for some reason.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

How many kids do you have

[valkyriesuggests]

As of right now? Six. Unless more of Loki’s eggs have hatched in which case I have more.

There’s Jacopo, Icarus, Dale, a baby version of Icarus, Fafnir, and Ari.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Thats way too many kids man. Idk how you do it

[valkyriesuggests]

I have a spouse, a husband, and four girlfriends, so I’ve got a pretty good support system.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

And all ive got is all these fucking bottles and so much money

[valkyriesuggests]

Looking for affection and also alcohol

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well i have alcohol

[karanliginkizilovato-deactivate]

i lack both

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well there’s like. Plenty of liquor stores around here. Go to one

[karanliginkizilovato-deactivate]

im illegal & too broke for it :-:

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well if youre already illegal then armed robbery seems your only choice

[karanliginkizilovato-deactivate]

ok how do I rob people for affection and booze?

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well booze is easy. Get a dangerous weapon and threaten the lives of the underpaid employees. They'll give it to you freely and with much crying.

Affection is harder. Now, i don't recommend this, but you usually have to kidnap someone and show them affection while also terrifying them if they do things you dont approve of. Keep their living conditions just above horrible and make them rely on you. If you take care of them enough as well as fuck them up mentally they'll go crazy and eventually fall in love with you.

Or, and this is what normal people do, don't do any of that. Don't steal affection. Become the kind of person you would admire. Whatever you think of worthy of affection, become better than that. The people you look up to should be the kind of people you strive to be.

Then you won't have to steal affection. You will probably have to still steal alcohol tho

[valkyriesuggests]

Looking for affection and also alcohol

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well i have alcohol

[valkyriesuggests]

Good enough for now.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Okay cool also ive somehow acquired all these empty bottles would you like some

[valkyriesuggests]

… nah, I’m pretty sure at least one of my kids would end up breaking them all for some reason.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

How many kids do you have

[valkyriesuggests]

As of right now? Six. Unless more of Loki’s eggs have hatched in which case I have more.

There’s Jacopo, Icarus, Dale, a baby version of Icarus, Fafnir, and Ari.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Thats way too many kids man. Idk how you do it

[valkyriesuggests]

Looking for affection and also alcohol

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well i have alcohol

[karanliginkizilovato-deactivate]

i lack both

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well there’s like. Plenty of liquor stores around here. Go to one

[karanliginkizilovato-deactivate]

im illegal & too broke for it :-:

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well if youre already illegal then armed robbery seems your only choice

[valkyriesuggests]

Looking for affection and also alcohol

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Well i have alcohol

[valkyriesuggests]

Good enough for now.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

Okay cool also ive somehow acquired all these empty bottles would you like some

[valkyriesuggests]

… nah, I’m pretty sure at least one of my kids would end up breaking them all for some reason.

[drunkvalkyriesuggestion]

How many kids do you have