Self centered dickhead's blog

Nuria. . I enjoy long, romantic walks inside Walmart. Probably NSFW. Instagram: nUriacbrillas

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[land-of-daniel]

[crackmetal-deactivated20210206]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *Phantom of the Opera overture*

[ransomnote]

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

[ransomnote]

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

mhhmmm yea

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[passionpeachy]

burger turtle 🍔

[luxfatale]

“you came back!”✨🫶

prints

[marty-mauser]

Each cast member of The Golden Girls winning the Outstanding Lead Actress in Comedy Series Emmy three years in a row (1986-1988)

[dreamstars]

Made by mirengela

[soundcarvings]

WOW

wwooowwwwwwwww

[kosmogrl]

[userinherownwrld]

Valentine’s Day (1941) filmed by H. Lee Waters

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[slayer-barbie]

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1964)

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck