Kayla

Kayla. 25. Jersey Shore.

[cornbreadgirl]

working in retail is so fucking crazy. it’s like an alternate universe. one time, I was scanning some deli cheese and the customer said, “that’s on sale for however much” and I said, “oh yeah that’s a good deal deli stuff can be expensive” then he says, “it’s for my friend. do you want to meet me friend?” and at this point I’m fuckign terrified and he OPENS his JACKET and sitting in the inside pocket is a TINY DOG

[saintzacharie]

[knotsandwaves]

One night, I will wake up at three AM And I will roll over Into your arms. You will rub my back Until I fall back to sleep. I will wait for that.

[wordsthat-speak]

One of the best feelings in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone.

(via wordsthat-speak)

[thelastmessagereceived]

After 5 years I let go of my best friend, I don’t know if I made the right decision.

[video-hall-of-fame]

modern art

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[pharaohmangos-deactivated201801]

🔑🔑🔑

[alibuttons]

Awe, fuck…. I sit in the back of class cause of Social Anxiety.

[tobias-14]

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

Christian gives in and shows me around his creepy home dungeon. It’s all decked out with douchebag sex-toys, every one of which costs more than my flat. I’ve been to more interesting parties in Brixton. “My desires are…unconventional,” he admits “So are mine,” I say. “I want to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.” Christian goes off to sulk in his helicopter. When he comes back he’s still in a mood. “Look,” I say, “I don’t think you’re really a ‘dominant’ at all. I don’t think you know what that means. I don’t want to police your fantasies, but the way this is playing out is deeply problematic. You’re just an entitled sociopath and misogynist in a nice tie, and there are plenty of people who might find that sexy, but I don’t.” “You need to learn to manage my expectations. I am not a patient man,” he mutters. I pull my tampon out and throw it violently at his head.

Laurie Penny, Fifty Shades of Socialist Feminism (via misandry-mermaid)

blue—green yesss

(via u2bibliophile)

This.

(via madmalik)

[helen-highwaters]

me: *accidentally says something alarming abt myself in a casual conversation*

friend: woah are you ok??

me: ⚠️🚨⚠️🚨time to Escape

[earlyseptember-deactivated20151]

stop for just one second.

think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.

and now take a moment to realize that they’re lizards. all of them. they were all reptilians in disguise

[a-tribe-called-tress]

Stephen King with the shits.

[frawgs]

Do any of y'all know a good surgeon? Im tryna remove some ribs so I can eat my own pussy

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I know a good priest.. I’ll have him hit you up

[frawgs]

Never had a priest eat my pussy before

[freagrai]

Omfg

[uglyassprettyboy]

💀

[bunney]

“this song reminded me of you” is the lowkey nicest thing you can hear

[yeoja]

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[kaley]

His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via assguardingloki)

[jestergnome]

glad when quality content that aligns with my values pops up unexpectedly

[goblinparty]

[captions]

Priest: “The power of Christ compells-”

Possessed person [cutting off the priest in a low, grating voice]: “Your mother sucks cock in hell!”

Priest: “That’s her choice as a rational, consenting adult.”

Possessed person: “Good point.”