Let not weakness live in your veins.

Helena. she/her. 30. Future Lumon CEO. Opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of my employer.

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

[helena--eagan]

helena what happened to your arm rash

Hello! Thank you for reaching out to ask.

My arm rash has recovered well now that I've stopped the medication that gave me a bad reaction. I have dedicated my life to representing Lumon properly and that means making sure that I'm in good health and fit for the job.

[helena--eagan]

what the fuck ever

[hellyriggz]

fuck yeah i got 2 notes this morning @helena--eagan is going to be so jealous

[helena--eagan]

I'm... not jealous. What would even give you the idea that I am?

[hellyriggz]

Helena Eagan steals my fucking identity, uses my body to get close to my coworker that i love, steals my friends, does whatever the fuck she does and lies about who she is, and now she says she's not jealous? are you shitting me?

[helena--eagan]

Whatever. Take your two notes and your fucking happy innie family. At least I'm not trapped at... well... um. shit. At least I have windows where I work. I get to look out windows, so you... better be jealous of me...

[hellyriggz]

fuck yeah i got 2 notes this morning @helena--eagan is going to be so jealous

[helena--eagan]

I'm... not jealous. What would even give you the idea that I am?

[helena--eagan]

Feeling very altruistic and kind today.

[hellyriggz]

i bet i could fuck the lumon brainwashing out of her. who said that

[helena--eagan]

YOU ARE POSTING THIS IN A PUBLIC PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SEE IT! Have some dignity!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hellyriggz]

@helena--eagan is such a loser lmao

[helena--eagan]

What the hell are you doing? I didn't even say anything to you and you're attacking me. Why do you hate me so much?

[helena--eagan]

Does anyone want me.

[goofstep]

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

[hellyriggz]

i have more followers than @helena--eagan now. this fucking rocks!!!

[helena--eagan]

Whatever, Helly. I don't even care. I saw Mark S.'s outie at a food market the other day. By coincidence, even! Try not to be too jealous.

[hellyriggz]

i kissed mark s. sloppy style in the hall the other day and you didn't even get to taste or feel it so i think i win here

[helena--eagan]

Okay.

[hellyriggz]

i have more followers than @helena--eagan now. this fucking rocks!!!

[helena--eagan]

Whatever, Helly. I don't even care. I saw Mark S.'s outie at a food market the other day. By coincidence, even! Try not to be too jealous.

[micromontage]

everyone unblock me. I'm nice

[hellyriggz]

"i took a severed job because it sounds freaking awesome" -some loser

[helena--eagan]

Why does this have so many notes? How do I delete somebody else's post?

[stoned-sh4rk]

thank you to the 7 people who like all my posts

[hellyriggz]

thinking about my almond allergy again #GiftsForHelena

[helena--eagan]

I AM GOING TO USE THIS AS LEGAL EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU IF I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN.

[hellyriggz]

"woman takes herself to court based on something she said" is gonna sound freaking awesome haha fuuuucccckkkkkk

[helena--eagan]

Stop!!!!!!

[helena--eagan]

Nobody ever even cares. It's all about Helly getting love and attention. Helly this, Helly that... I feel like I'm fucking trapped!