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@hell-assigner
Hold, up! Read this before sending an ask!
I can't assign hell without sins. If you send me a person/character/concept/strawman to send to hell, assume I don't know anything about them. Send me a list of their crimes you'd like judged and I'll give you hells based on that.
Most of these hells come from the puranas.
Currently sourcing hells from:
Vishnu Purana
Brahma Vaivarta Purana
Devi Bhagvat Purana (Partially catalogued)
What all hells has this blog gone to after dying
Immortals and hell assigners don't die. They go on hiatus instead.
Yudhishtira from Mahabharata
Since no sins were sent and I'm not going out of my way to look up the nitty gritty of Yudhishthir's life, I'll just assume gambling as his biggest sin. And then there is the narova kunjarova bit that comes to mind. So gambling and betrayal are two sins I'm judging him for.
There is no one hell for gambling per se, but this kinda applies:
Taptaloha/Burning iron (Vishnu Purana): Hell for Sellers of their wife/wife's pimps, jailers, seller of a maned animal, and the one who deserts their devotees/bhakta.
You can argue that he 'sold' his wife in the course of gambling. There is no sin for selling brothers or yourself.
For betrayal:
Jwalamukha/Fire face (Brahmavaivarta Purana): Those who betray trust go to this hell. This hell is 20 bows wide and has eternally burning flames. Sinners stay here for 14 Indra lifetimes and condemn their pre- and post-seven generations to be tortured by Yamadutas in this hell. After the period of punishment has passed, one reincarnates in Bharat as a tiger for 7 lifetimes.
Jwalamukha accommodates other types of sinners also for similar punishment and punishment times. They just reincarnate into different creatures depending on the sin. If Yudhishthir had betrayed a friend instead of general betrayal, he could have reincarnated as a mongoose for 7 lifetimes.
This is mod G from IMQ- I hate any sweet rice. Ew. The only payasam I can stand is the one with sevaiyan. The rice one is truly is a sin against taste.
Apologies Mod G, I made some broad assumptions. The post has been now edited and the potentiality of you going to Puyavaha for committing the paap of eating mithai with rice ruled out.
Which hells would the IMQ mods go to?
Since you didn't give me any specific sins to judge, I am going to go ahead and make my own assumptions.
Here are the hells IMQ mods would go to —
Shukara/swine hell: Brahmin murderer, gold stealer, wine drinker. And anyone who associates with them.
They would certainly associate with brahmin murderers and wine drinker, perhaps even gold stealers depending on the specifics of the theft. I wouldn't put it past them to commit these deeds themselves, but I have no concrete proof.
Lavana/Salt hell : Guru disrespectors, abusive to their 'betters', Veda haters, Veda sellers, and those who associate with women in a prohibited degree.
Very vocal veda haters. They will also vocally disrespect gurus and abuse 'betters' depending on the context of the argument.
Vimohana/Bewilderment hell : Thieves and condemners of maryada
Also vocal condemners of maryada.
Krimibhaksha/Worm food hell : Father hater, Brahmin hater, god hater, precious gems spoiler
Vocal brahmin haters and god haters depending on the god and the deeds of the said god.
Rudhirandha/where wells are of blood : Public performers, fishermen, follower of those born in adultery, poisoner, informer, one who lives by (his) wife's prostitution, incendiary, treacherous friend, soothsayer, one who performs religious ceremonies for rustics, Parvakari (one who cohabits with their wife on prohibited days), sellers of Soma
What is being IMQ mods if not a public performance.
Sandansha/Hell of pincers : Violator of a vow. One who breaks rules of their order
Being vocal condemners of everything status quo, they famously condemn rules and social order of the and are capable of dismantling/breaking them.
Svabhojana/Dog eating hell : Brahmacharis daydreaming things they shouldn't. Ones who mature but let their children instruct them in sacred literature.
They let young philosophy students tell them about sacred literature
Potential hells (as in I can't confirm if they have done these things, but I'm taking a guess based on what I know of them) —
Lalabhaksha/Saliva food hell : Ones who eat their meals before offering them to gods, pitrs, guests
I have never had a meal with them so I'm not sure about this but being very vocal condemners of maryada, I don't think they would follow this maryada
Puyavaha/Where puya/pus flows : One who eats mithai with rice. Brahmin who sells lac, flesh, liquor (juice?), sesame, salt. Brahmin who commits violence. Ones who rear cats, cocks, goats, dogs, hogs, or birds.
Mod G always positively reacts to any pet picture. Would not put it past them to rear a cat or dog. Mod S takes a keen interest in recipes. Both Mod S could try sweet rice recipes. Mod S likes kheer. Edit : Mod G hates and despises sweet rice, ruling out this potential hell for mithai with rice crimes. However, they would get several cats and dogs in the future and that sort of dushkarma would indeed add up to more time in Puyavaha.
Vahnijwala/Fiery name hell : Tenders of sheep, deer hunters, Potters/those who apply fire to baked vessels
Mod S is very crafty with their hands. Wouldn't put it past them to try out pottery.
Which hell would tumblr user @friend-shaped-but aka @warriorbookworm go to?
Since you didn't send me any deeds to judge, I'm going to go ahead and make my own assumptions based on what I know of him.
Here is list of hells :
Shukara/swine hell: Brahmin murderer, gold stealer, wine drinker. And anyone who associates with them.
He has associated with at least one wine drinker I know of (me)
Lavana/Salt hell : Guru disrespectors, abusive to their 'betters', Veda haters, Veda sellers, and those who associate with women in a prohibited degree.
He has complained about teachers who's words seem misguided. He would also critically analyze the Vedas and hate them on a philosophical level. I wouldn't put it beyond him to be harsh in philosophical debates with those socially or academically 'better' than him.
Vimohana/Bewilderment hell : Thieves and condemners of maryada
Will condemn maryada in minute philosophical detail
Krimibhaksha/Worm food hell : Father hater, Brahmin hater, god hater, precious gems spoiler
I have witnessed him hating on brahmins. God hater is a potential one, I don't recall any blatant god haterism but krishna has been criticized in conversations and he seemed in agreement with the criticisms.
Rudhirandha/where wells are of blood : Public performers, fishermen, follower of those born in adultery, poisoner, informer, one who lives by (his) wife's prostitution, incendiary, treacherous friend, soothsayer, one who performs religious ceremonies for rustics, Parvakari (one who cohabits with their wife on prohibited days), sellers of Soma
Has done public music performances and will do it again.
Sandansha/Hell of pincers : Violator of a vow. One who breaks rules of their order
Has no loyalty to status quo
Svabhojana/Dog eating hell : Brahmacharis daydreaming things they shouldn't. Ones who mature but let their children instruct them in sacred literature.
Warrior told me that he is a Brahmachari daydreaming things and feeling the effects of it which he really shouldn't as a Brahmachari.
Potential hells :
Lalabhaksha/Saliva food hell : Ones who eat their meals before offering them to gods, pitrs, guests
He contemplated giving one pitr misal in a discord server chat. But the implication of that conversation of he might qualify for this hell at the moment.
Puyavaha/where puya/pus flows : One who eats mithai with rice. Brahmin who sells lac, flesh, liquor/juice, sesame, salt. Brahmin who commits violence. Ones who rear cats, cocks, goats, dogs, hogs, or birds.
He often shares pictures of him with a cat. Wouldn't put future cat ownership past him. Also wouldn't put it past him to eat payasam or any form of sweet rice.
want to submit Isaac Newton for hell assignment. his crimes are: inventing calculus; coming up with the law of gravity after an apple fell on his head; cataloguing the stars; (possibly) disrespecting god by having unorthodox religious views; drinking wine (or associating with those who drink wine); (possibly) eating his meals without offering them to gods; being a professor of mathematics at cambridge (does that count as public performance?); being head of the royal mint and prosecuting people for coin fraud (who were later executed, does that count as murder?); losing money by investing in slave trading company that went bankrupt (seriously his wikipedia page was a ride)
Thanks for listing the crimes!
Here are the subhells Isaac Newton would qualify for —
Shukara/swine hell: Brahmin murderer, gold stealer, wine drinker. And anyone who associates with them.
For wine drinking and associating with wine drinkers
Lavana/Salt hell : Guru disrespectors, abusive to their 'betters', Veda haters, Veda sellers, and those who associate with women in a prohibited degree.
Veda hater by the virtue of having non-Vedic theological views. Considered idol worship a sin.
Vimohana/Bewilderment hell : Thieves and condemners of maryada
Condemned maryada by holding views clashing with the mainstream religious and social views he was to adhere to
Krimibhaksha/Worm food hell : Father hater, Brahmin hater, god hater, precious gems spoiler
Hated his step-father.
Lalabhaksha/Saliva food hell : Ones who eat their meals before offering them to gods, pitrs, guests
If he said Grace before he ate, he offered food to God. But by the virtue of not believing in ancestor worship or polytheism, he would have not offered food to the gods or pitr.
Puyavaha/Where puya/pus flows : One who eats mithai with rice. Brahmin who sells lac, flesh, liquor (juice?), sesame, salt. Brahmin who commits violence. Ones who rear cats, cocks, goats, dogs, hogs, or birds.
He had a dog named Diamond
Rudhirandha/where wells are of blood : Public performers, fishermen, follower of those born in adultery, poisoner, informer, one who lives by (his) wife's prostitution, incendiary, treacherous friend, soothsayer, one who performs religious ceremonies for rustics, Parvakari (one who cohabits with their wife on prohibited days), sellers of Soma
Being a prof may not inherently count as public performance but giving speeches and academic talks does and Newton did do that. May have also been an incendiary since his alchemical lab caught on fire likely due to his own mistake (or his unattended dog, which, counts as his own mistake).
Potential hells as in things he could have done but I have no proof beyond conjecture :
Raurava/dreadful hell : For those who bear false witness through partiality or utter any falsehood.
Being a prosecutor at a royal mint puts in in a position where taking sides is essential. We have no concrete proof of how truthful he was or how impartial his decisions were
Adhomukha/Head Inverted hell : Ones who take bribes, ones who offer improper objects as sacrifice, and ones who catalogues the stars
Was in a position to take bribes and could have gone to this hell if he did. While I think Newtonian dynamics are important for astronomy and he has written extensively on optics, I don't think he ever did any observation work himself, he was a purely into fundamental physics and that does not qualify him for the nakshatrasuchak/star cataloguer criteria.
what hells would kim dokja (omniscient readers viewpoint) go to? his crimes include killing people, lying, cheating, and being a little bitch
I am familiar with Kim Dokja so I am going to go ahead and make certain assumptions for him as well when assigning hells. Not that a lot of the 'sins' punished aren't actually crimes so taking some of his general traits also which will condemn him to a subhell.
Raurava/dreadful hell : For those who bear false witness through partiality or utter any falsehood.
This one is for being a lying bitch and also being partial towards certain people.
Rodha/obstruction hell: Abortion causers. Town plunderers. Cow murderers. Those who strangle a man.
Including this for man strangling as a general killing/murder thing but he destroyed Reinheit's Paradise and is a town plunderer.
Shukara/swine hell: Brahmin murderer, gold stealer, wine drinker. And anyone who associates with them.
Does drink wine. Led him to almost makeout with Yoo Sangah.
Tala/Padlock hell : Murderer of 2nd and 3rd caste (kshatriya, vaishya) and the one who commits adultery with their guru's wife.
Has murdered warriors/fighters and likely businessmen
Taptaloha/Hot iron hell : Sellers of their wife/wife's pimps, jailers, horsedealers, and the one who deserts their adherents
Constantly deserts his adherents
Lavana/Salt hell : Guru disrespectors, abusive to their 'betters', Veda haters, Veda sellers, and those who associate with women in a prohibited degree.
<Veda> hater
Vimohana/Bewilderment hell : Thieves and condemners of maryada
Condemner of maryada
Krimibhaksha/Worm food hell : Father hater, Brahmin hater, god hater, precious gems spoiler
Father hater, god hater
Krimisha/Insect hell : One who harms others with magic
He has and will harm others with magic
Lalabhaksha/Saliva food hell : Ones who eat their meals before offering them to gods, pitrs, guests
I don't think he offers his meals to gods, ancestors, or guests before eating
Vishasana/Murderous hell : Makers of lances, swords, and other weapons
Made a sword with rat bones
Adhomukha/Head Inverted hell : Ones who take bribes, ones who offer improper objects as sacrifice, and ones who catalogues stars
Used ganpyeongui. Counts as an attempt to catalogue stars.
What hell(s) would tumblr user @sharangapani get sent to?
They are Vishnu's no. 1 fan so they are bypassing hells and going straight to Vaikunth, but for a moment, let's assume that is not the case, just for the sake for a more interesting answer. Since you did not send me specific sins to be judged, I will simply make assumptions based on what I know about them 👍
Vimohana/Bewilderment hell : Thieves and condemners of maryada
I think they will condemn maryada when they don't see the point in it
Krimibhaksha/Worm food hell : Father hater, Brahmin hater, god hater, precious gems spoiler
They have hated on Brahmins before and I know will do it again
Lalabhaksha/Saliva food hell : Ones who eat their meals before offering them to gods, pitrs, guests
I don't think they offer their meals to gods or pitr before they eat
Puyavaha/Where puya/pus flows : One who eats mithai with rice. Brahmin who sells lac, flesh, liquor (juice?), sesame, salt. Brahmin who commits violence. Ones who rear cats, cocks, goats, dogs, hogs, or birds.
They like payasam.
Potential Hells (as in they have probably committed some of these sins but not in front of me):
Lavana/Salt hell : Guru disrespectors, abusive to their 'betters', Veda haters, Veda sellers, and those who associate with women in a prohibited degree.
I have never personally seen them hating on the Vedas or disrespecting their teachers or being abusive to those who are older/experienced than them, but I won't put it past them to stand their ground and argue about or hate on the Vedas or talk smack about their gurus whose words aren't wise.
Shukara/swine hell: Brahmin murderer, gold stealer, wine drinker. And anyone who associates with them.
I can see them associating with brahmin murderers and wine drinkers. I do not know enough about their criminal record or drinking habits to judge further.