🐛🔥 worm-th

(warmth)

[miggsboson]

Justin McElroy’s Fat Cat Mystery: How did it happen? Why did it happen? Nobody knows….

[umbralhorrors]

[piendish]

ine going to make Hone Made Fried Ice Cream.

[piendish]

Here we go!

[piendish]

Itis So Paeinful!!!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

[heavy-metal-mad-scientist]

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[enki2]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Something to ponder

[stopstalkingmechallenge]

To whom it may concern.

[sandandglass]

[guerrillatech]

[punkofsunshine]

This is the essential basis of post-scarcity anarchism, finally making a comeback, it’s about time. hot damn.

[catcrumb]

[crazycupid-archive]

[greelin]

people who try to justify leaving avoidable messes in theaters/restaurants are SO deranged and unbearable.. going on and on about how “well it’s their JOB to clean lol” and what’s your job? to be a rude, disrespectful little bitch? completely insufferable? totally lacking in common courtesy/decency and compassion? okaaayy

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the weirdest thing capitalism has done is produced this mindset where someone else’s job being made easier/better is a personal attack on you. look at people who oppose letting cashiers sit while working. WHY? why the fuck do you care?? they’re still doing the job???? and not to mention the minimum wage. ask yourself why you Personally are mad a stranger gets paid $2 more than usual. it makes no sense

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[peppermintquartz]

I'm not lying when I say this tweet brought a tear to my eye

[lmtyl]

Thank you Jorts

[3000s]

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