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bee movie is cool and all but let’s discuss all these equally unnecessary animated movies that have been forgotten by the passage of time

klavierr

Mars Needs Moms is disney’s worst box office failure in history, and the fourth biggest box office bomb of all time.

#hoodwinked was my shit though #you can’t treat hoodwinked this way

tillytilikum

women should get all their weed for free

chemtra1ls-deactivated20210901

You. Cannot. Tell.

that-borderline-autistic

loving-not-heyting

This is, without exaggeration, probably the best dating advice I have ever seen.

acheemient

Nemo Bear was here before you, and he’ll be here after you’re gone, my dude.

imnotusingthisbloganymore-blog1

Not a fan of “prude” being used to describe women who set very clear sexual boundaries and the culture which seeks to romanticize the pushing of these boundaries as somehow “sexually liberating” and not the coercion that it is.

matchagirl

half the fun of tea is getting to hold the warm mug

crushsuggestions

hey could you just hug me real quick?? as in like for 8 years

catchymemes

authorbettyadams

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a public utility ruefully praise someone for

property damage….

likorys-shimenawa

I mean, you couldn’t plan it if you tried, so it’s a genuine accident. And also a freaky one - like throwing a coin and it landing on its side.

anais-ninja-bitch

craighead electric recognizes game.

rosslynpaladin

What’s crazy is this might not be the weirdest accidental shot I have seen.

When you take up Archery, you shake Murphy by the hand.

Your sense of what is or is not Probable is opened like a wrecking ball to the Third Eye.

I have seen and managed a “robinhood” more than once. I’ve seen it happen like five times.

It’s when you split your arrow by hitting the very end of it, dead on, with ANOTHER ARROW. Less than a square centimeter of target there. Just by total freak chance. Nearly impossible to do by trying but it HAPPENS all the time.

“One in a million chances crop up nine times out of ten”- Guards! Guards!, Sir Terry Pratchett

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive

#take an archery course and a stats course at the same time and you may Ascend into levels unknown

If nothing else, due to losing your last tenuous hold on sanity because stats, and taking your newfound archery knowledge to live in the woods free of any society that has discovered the discipline of Statistics.

illustratedjai

The wild thing about the robinhooding is that the Mythbusters tried - in at least two separate episodes! - to create the perfect circumstances for a robinhooded arrow. They mechanised it, they got their equipment set up perfectly, they had the perfect arrows… and they just couldn’t do it.

Meanwhile, at my first archery competition, I was watching the top level archers while my group was having a break, and i got to see first hand a robinhooded arrow happen. So every time i watch those episodes and watch the Mythbusters conclude that it’s impossible, I’m tearing my hair out because i have literally watched it happen.

gredta

breadbank-deactivated20240125

anxietyproblem

general-george-washington

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

absolxguardian

Please, enlighten us

general-george-washington

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

dry-gold

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

chewedcorn

Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

worldlykid

I found this really important tiktok about what to do if a Jehovah's Witness or Morman missionary comes to your door:

thefriendlyneighborhoodpervert

I spent some time in a Jehovah's Witness church. They're exceptionally skilled at recruiting people into their church. (And I was an ATHEIST)

I left after a couple months, I stayed just long enough to see that they explicitly believe women are inferior to men, and of course, that homosexuality is a sin on par with murder.

The whole missionary door to door thing is NOT how Jehovah's Witnesses recruit. That is how they convince their members that the world is out to get them. One of the first things they teach is that Jesus requires you to try to convert non Christians to the faith. (They say non Christian but mean non JW.)

Then they say, "look how people treat us, just for the crime of wanting to save their soul"

They have long time church members tutor the incoming members to smooth the process over. They're trained to smooth away any doubts you may have about the church.

It is a textbook cult but because it's a Christian cult, nobody will do anything about it.