Anything and Everything

Daria//22//She/Her

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[samreich]

who did this to me

[thememedaddy]

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[hellowearerats]

🧡💛🤍🩷💜

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[goodlouse]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[blignick]

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[bewbin]

*Holding my hand out to the horizon*

suns getting low. switch all the carts from sativa to indica

[bewbin]

*exiting my tent in the morning to see a large enemy legion just across the shallow riverbed * Sativas on soldiers.... we'll need the strength today. May the gods give us the right amount of anxiety to overcome this

[dailycatsblog]

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool