digital prophet

honestly an enigma

[caroldanversenthusiast]

i want to live in Dakota Johnson’s brain

[whitepeopletwitter]

[newkidsonmycock20]

[huhnymph]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[platano]

who’s indulging tonight??

[platano]

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

[hilariousgrindr]

[chiplikesit]

[murdershegoat]

these bitches really get it huh

[murdershegoat]

this is the funniest response i’ve ever received. sir, do you really think that’s bill nye?

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[weakmoves]

[dinnerschild]

The knights riding past the peasants on horseback

[unclefather]

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

[that-twink-over-there]

And she's right

[unclefather]

[dossmp3]

boys locker room: ugh PE is so boring

girls locker room:

[slavery]

[black-lesbian-queen]

I need answers

[mysharona1987]

[petratodd-deactivated20250817]

fyi

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

[madlori]

Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.