Jess, she/her

Smosh, Dropout, Heated Rivalry, Voltron, etc. sideblog: geeks-for-turtles -> https://www.tumblr.com/geeks-for-turtles

[bee-makes-a-heart]

adaine as the bella donna album cover because i like adaine and i like stevie nicks :)

[ravenidiot]

If anyone sees me flip of my ex in public, no you didn’t :)

[ravenidiot]

Friendly PSA to all you authors out there, fractured and broken mean the same thing. Okay thx bye!

[spourtneys]

Shayne as tip is crazyy thats tips true form and it sucks. he's kinda cute. It sucks.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

My most implausibly self indulgent hollanov au is still picturing them as the protagonists of a romcom opposites attract secret high school romance,,, Ilya is the leather jacket wearing, cigarette smoking, motorbike riding bad boy and Shane is the clean cut golden boy, Captain of the hockey team and dating the class president Prom Queen,,, imagine Shane with his nice sensible haircut and his varsity jacket making out with Ilya and his multiple against school regulation piercings behind the bleachers,,,

[shillanov]

imagine them trading jackets. shane blushing as ilya drapes the leather jacket over his shoulders one night early on in their relationship. shane in the parking lot after school shyly handing ilya his letterman jacket, only to have ilya smugly and proudly wearing it everywhere he goes

[kosmogrl]

I never got over anything. I miss everyone and everything. nostalgia and grief kill me every day. oh and I also love going on walks.

[bevsi]

more Alysa Liu!! ⛸️ ✨

[classyladymentality]

The lack of high school reunion fics is concerning. Shane's grad class would ABSOLUTELY invite him to their anniversaries and make sure he knows he's invited. He doesn't go to the 10 year one because What Would Be The Point. But you know that the second that invitation arrives in the mail for the 20 year anniversary (don't ask how they found Shane's address. The women on the organizing committee do NOT play around and they can find out anyone's blood type if it was relevant to the anniversary gathering), you KNOW that Ilya would find the invitation in their mail and ask Shane about it. You KNOW that the moment he understands what it's for, he demands they go.

Ilya would want to play the role of trophy husband and be shown off to Shane's former classmates. Ex-girlfriend Jessica will be there? Hollander, I have to see her face when I show up on your arm. (No, I am not jealous over high school relationship. But does she know you shook my hand TWICE while you were still with her?) Classmates who are jealous you went to the NHL while they could not shoot a goal if their life depended on it? You are hockey god, Hollander. You MUST brag about all your trophies and cups.

Not to mention all the headcanons that every closeted gay classmate had a crush on Shane. Ilya would sniff them out in less than a minute. Oh, you think you would have had a shot with Shane Hollander if you knew he was gay back then? That's adorable. I had him obsessed with me since before you graduated with him. You Never Had A Chance.

And of course Shane barely remembers any of these people, so he doesn't know how to make introductions. Since he doesn't know most of their names, he just says, "Hello. This is my husband, Ilya." And you KNOW that this is doing something to Ilya, to be openly out as Shane Hollander's husband to people who knew Shane at a moment in time when Ilya didn't know him as well. He would interrogate everyone about Shane and wouldn't bother to learn anything about them unless it was relevant to building a better picture of teenager Shane in his mind.

[blushingrozy]

please know i'm always thinking about this ilya

[a-teeny-tiny]

Watching the most devastating scene of my life and all of a sudden Stede is a mermaid. Im crying and Stede is a mermaid. Im in fucking TEARS AND STEDE IS A MERMAID

[maisiemoon2205]

Every month or so A My Lady Jane edit will come across my desk and all I can feel is an overwhelming sense of grief of what could have been.

Season 2 was written.

It was so popular.

And they still cancelled it.

I CAN’T TALK ABOUT THIS HERE GUYS.

Justice for Jane.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

therapy can be expensive. archive of our own and toxic old man yaoi are forever free

[panthepotman]

I'm obsessed with the Elizabethan ruff

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[ravenidiot]

Do you think everyone in this theater knows He-Man is actually a gay prince in love with the FSOTUS?

[rythyme]

even if nurseydex doesn't happen i like to think about all the new ppl who are going to get into check please for the first time during year 5 bc of heated rivalry etc. and they're going to see nursey and dex and go "huh i wonder if anyone has written fic about these two before" and the AO3 results are just thousands of the most soul crushingly beautiful fics ever written

[madrasaur]

yes hockey IS that serious