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maddie// I basically only blog on mobile

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

[helladone]

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

[effington]

The only good article Cosmo has ever done

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[may]

sumtimes i just fill a pint glass with cold milk and drink it with a teaspoon

[broduel]

Why?

[may]

u appreciate every last spoon full of milk, not too much and not too little. you don’t feel that kind of appreciation if you just drink it Normally .

[vegan-preacher-blog]

The cow that was dragged away from its mom sure didn’t apriciate it!!!

[may]

that’s stupid , cows can’t even use spoons

[fallingaparthopelessly]

I wish that days would be better

[may]

sorry to hear that ..

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Someone ahead of me on the escalator farted and I had no choice but to let my body be dragged through the entirety of the fart. fuck this

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[iraffiruse]

[mens-rights-activia]

you: bobby pins me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

[maurypovichofficial]

me: *sucks a clown’s dick behind a elementary school*

someone: damn why that clown ain’t bother you?

me:

[urobsessedwme]

My SAT prep book is gold

[tymorrowland]

i’m jimmy

[paxamericana]

[joner]

dark pornhub show me a loving and caring relationship

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

[shinyebooks]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sunday morning church is the largest book club in the world.

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

[oddity-txt]

I named him chicken nugget

[oddity-txt]

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

[oddity-txt]

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

[oddity-txt]

update hes entirely yellow now

[oddity-txt]

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

[oddity-txt]

its happening

[oddity-txt]

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

[oddity-txt]

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

[oddity-txt]

whats he doing

[oddity-txt]

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

[oddity-txt]

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

[oddity-txt]

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

[oddity-txt]

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

[oddity-txt]

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

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