The riddlerr

rants quotes nd funny things

[perfectfeelings]

“You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.”

— Guidelines For Finding Someone Worthwhile

[weltenwellen]

Joy Sullivan, from "Late Bloomer", Instructions for Traveling West

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[winged-thinged]

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[nessa007]

waiting for janine/gregory to get back together like

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[vegasparkle]

Me the next day, only able to do zero things: what is this bullshit

[hollowboobtheory]

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[aropride]

i love you people who can't drive. i love you people with bad reading comprehension. i love you people who can't move out of ur parents home. i love you people who can't work. i love you people who can't order for urself at restaurants. i love you people who refuse to go to the club. i love you people who don't or can't eat vegetables. i love you people with adhd who can't pick a halloween costume. i love you people who don't leave ur house very often. and i love you people who can't make phone calls

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[evergreen-femme]

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

[madmax76d]

[dear-julien]

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[proustiansleep]

"It's like a hole in my life, an eight-year hole. That's what I find interesting in people's lives, the holes, the gaps, sometimes dramatic, but sometimes not dramatic at all. There are catalepsies, or a kind of sleepwalking through a number of years, in most lives. Maybe it's in these holes that movement takes place."

—Gilles Deleuze, On Philosophy

[lezbianz]

being a humanities major who’s friends with stem majors is so funny because you’ll ask your friends what they’re doing today and they’re like “UGH it’s so stressful i have to stabilize the reactor core for my nuclear power midterm and then i have to build the supercomputer from i have no mouth yet i must scream for my electrical engineering homework :/ what about you” and you’re like “oh well i have to read a fun little book and write an essay about gender.” and they still think you have it worse

[freakinflipflop]

Being a stem major who's friends with humanities majors is ALSO funny bc you ask what's goin on with them and they're like "oh yeah my day's pretty good! I only have to read 50 pages for this one class today and half a book for another one. It's much better than last week where I read three books and wrote a 10 page paper about their overlapping motifs for one class while also researching a niche period of time that our library doesn't have any resources on. How's it been for you?" and you're like "oh I have a lil packet of fun math puzzles due tomorrow." and they look at you like you're carrying the weight of the universe on your back

[tesria]

This is your reminder that just because something falls within the skillset you've practiced, so you can do it and you don't find it particularly hard or stressful relative to other things, it doesn't mean it isn't actually hard work you should be proud of yourself for accomplishing!

[3amfanfiction]

this applies to writing and art, too