Happy Death Day sentence starters
130 starters
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content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, sexual themes, violence
โOh, hey. Youโre up. Yeah, I wasnโt sure if you wanted to sleep in or not, soโฆโ
โWhere are my clothes?โ
โUh, donโt know if you remember my name or not. You were pretty wasted last night.โ
โTylenol. My head is killing me. Do you have any Tylenol?โ
โNot a word of this to anyone. Got it?โ
โNice one, dickhead.โ
โYou havenโtโฆ returned any of my texts.โ
โOkay, _____, we went on A date. One. I donโt have to text you back.โ
โI mean, who takes their first date to Subway? Itโs not like you have a foot-long.โ
โDoes this look infected to you?โ
โSomeone drank my kombucha.โ
โOh my god. You sneaky little beyatch. Who was it?โ
โDid I totally embarrass myself last night?โ
โPlease tell me youโre kidding.โ
โYeah, I think she was as drunk as you last night, so consider it collective amnesia.โ
โOhโฆ crap, Iโm so late for class.โ
โDid you really think you could keep it a secret from me?โ
โHow did you find out?โ
โWait, you two know each other?โ
โLook, I was bringing you this back.โ
โSo, I guess I donโt need to ask what youโre doing here.โ
โLook, _____โฆ Itโs none of my business, but I think something like this is bound to have some pretty serious consequences.โ
โYouโre right. It is none of your business.โ
โWe canโt do this today. Thereโs too much going on in the building.โ
โWhat time you going to the party tonight?โ
โI sat in that restaurant waiting for you for over an hour. I canโt believe you would do this to me, today of all days.โ
โItโs like youโve been here before.โ
โToday is the first day of the rest of your life.โ
โIโm totally having dรฉjร vu right now.โ
โItโs supposed to mean, like, someoneโs thinking about you while theyโre masturbating. I have it at least five times a day.โ
โYou okay? You were kind of a mess last night.โ
โIโm not falling in love with you.โ
โUh, thatโs kind of a buzzkill.โ
โThank God you locked the door.โ
โThereโs your stalker. Heโs so hot.โ