Pure Of Heart. Dumb Of Ass.

♡18+ MINORS DNI ♡ ♡ Lillie, 30, she/they♡ ♡ Requests: OPEN ♡

[hellfiremunsonn]

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[littlefreaklue]

he’s incredibly sexy but he has to do something silly every 5 seconds or he will die:

(his hands are so big i’m gonna combust)

[kassy-djomunson]

he’s so rockstar boyfriend

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[berdyayeva]

It’s just me and my stupid clit against the fucking world

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[wordfather]

im sooooo good at being all snug and cozy in my bed they should pay me for this. i should get paid for being here. i shouldn't have to have a job.

[jorkingtodjo]

#whoremeber

[loveshotzz]

slow lazy makeout with steve

bonus points for a little dry humping

okay, this turned out to be a little different than what you asked but I hope you enjoy it just the same. it may or may not of been inspired by Allie & Dean’s secret fling in Off Campus.

18+ | fem!reader

You told Steve last week that this wouldn’t happen again.

Just like you said two days ago when he had you pressed against the wall in Tina’s upstairs hallway. Your leg hooked around his hip, grinding against what lived up to all the stories and then some while the party raged down stairs.

Now you’re in his empty basement knees pressing into the couch cushions on either side of his hips, while his big hands adjust you on his lap.

Steve grabs at your thighs tugging you close enough that your breasts press tight against his chest. He nips just under your jaw before peppering open mouth along the length of your neck. Catching the small roll of your hips with a smile against your skin, he pulls away confidently showing you the whites of them.

Grabbing your chin between two fingers, he tugs your face down just enough for his lips to ghost against yours.

“Let me guess, this is the last time.” He whispers against your mouth with a knowing smirk.

”Yes, I mean it.” You huff, unable to control your own grin, rocking your hips again. “Last. time.”

”Whatever you say.”

Steve snorts, not waiting for whatever smart comeback you have waiting on the tip of your tongue. Instead, he curls his hand around the back of your neck, and catches it on his own.

The moan that escapes out of your throat comes stirring from deep within your chest. He huffs out a small laugh at it before licking into your mouth with the kind of hunger that lights a fire along your already heated skin. Meeting him with equal enthusiasm, you apply more pressure with the next grind of your hips making his confidence stutter.

“Fuck —“ He breathes in between kisses, the grip on the back of your neck tightening.

Doing it again, it’s your turn to smile against his mouth, lashes fluttering open to admire the furrow of his brows.

“Better enjoy it while you can.”

His eyes open at that, something darkening the amber that swirls inside of them.

“Who are you trying to convince, honey? Me or you?” Steve smirks with a narrowed gaze filled with determination, the hand on your hip tightening.

“Shut u— ohmygod.”

Your bratty response is cut off, when he drags you over his lap, the seam of your jeans pressing into where you need it most.

“What was that? Couldn’t hear you.” He chuckles darkly, tearing his lips from your mouth to wrap around your pulse point.

He sucks hard enough for your eyes to hit the back of your head, leaving a bruise you’ll have to deal with in the morning. But when he drags his teeth along the sensitive skin, you can’t bring yourself to care.

“Steve, are you down there? I forgot my keys.”

Robin’s voice freezes you in place with fingers curled into the roots of his hair. Steve’s teeth stop right over the already blooming purple mark, the grip on the back of your neck tightening.

“Steve —?” The stairs squeak with the first steps she takes, and it’s enough for him to find his voice.

“Y- yeah!” His voice cracks, and your giggle that follows it earns you a glare.

“My keys, are they down there?” She calls out again, another creak following.

“Shit.” He blows out a breath, pulling away to look around the room, groaning quietly when he spots them on the coffee table.

“Yeah, I got them. Give me a second.” He lays back, running both his hands down his face before meeting your playful gaze.

“It’s getting late, I should probably go.” You smirk, using his broad chest as leverage to push yourself off his lap.

“What? No, she’ll be gone in like 2 seconds.” He whispers harshly trying to grab at your hips, but you slip through his fingers just like this moment.

“I said enjoy it while you can.”

“You can’t be serious.”

Steve stares you down, watching you with heated eyes as you straighten out your shirt and tug up your jeans.

“Never been more serious.” You wink, swiping Robin’s keys off the coffee table before calling out to her.

“I’m heading out too, I’ll bring them up!”

[probuccalfat]

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened

[kassy-djomunson]

starting off pride month with one of the best coming out scenes in television history 💕

[plainemmanem]

One of Steve’s fav positions is having you lay down and propping a leg (or both) on his shoulders while he stands/ kneels on the edge of the bed. He loves running his hands up and down your legs and feeling your soft skin and kissing up your leg and the inside of your ankle. He grabs your thighs and kneads the soft skin there and caresses your legs and you just watch in awe as his face is drawn in concentration and his hair is falling in his eyes. (Don’t get me started on when he lets a trail of spit droop down to your pussy to lube up where you two are connected)

That position just makes him hit your sweet spot so fucking hard he’s so deep and you’re just so much tighter from this angle he’s fucking gone. He just feels so big he’s stretching you out so wide. He’ll put a hand on your tummy and rub your clit with his thumb and you literally feel every fucking inch of him in ur guts. And when he grabs behind your knee and pushes a leg up your chest you instantly cum so hard. Your walls squeeze real hard around him he cums so much he’s buried so deep in you he’ll fold over and cuss and groan into your neck how good you feel. You stay like that with him laying on top of you for like 20 min and cuddle until he peels himself off of you with a sloppy kiss to your forehead before you’re waddling to the bathroom bc wow you’re legs are broken now ok.

yes. yes to all of this .

he loves any position where he can stretch you so so wide and he can look down on you as you take him. bonus points if you’re moaning that he’s too big the whole time:)

he’ll be looking down at you and kissing at your ankle and whispering little praises into the skin there about how you’re gushing and how you’re so tight and how you’re gonna cum so pretty for him:)

and then he’s thrusting so so long and so so deep, it literally feels likes he’s gonna bruise your cervix, and then he’s pressing at your navel and cooing how he can feel himself inside you, how can you take him so well? and then he’s pressing and pressing and his thumb comes and teases at your clit so light, he loves the whimpers you make when he plays with your little bundle of nerves there. and he’ll always chuckle a little like “does that feel good, honey? christ, she’s so sensitive isn’t she?” and he’ll get you righttt to the edge and stop right then, make you claw at his stomach and beg him to let you cum, but he always stops with a little “not yet, baby, need to feel you first” before he’s dropping your leg and leaning down over top of you:)

and then he’s coaxing your legs up around his waist and grabbing your face so you’ll really look at him before he’s pulling out all the way to the tip, then ramming back in. and he’s so concentrated and focused, looking down where you two are connect to watch you take him, and his hair’s falling in his face and over your forehead and he’s truly never looked hotter. and then he’ll trail a hand down to your pussy again to find your little clit, and he’ll look up at you before he touches it, so he can see your reaction when he finds it. and when he does and he rubs it just a little bit, you grab his hair and moan so so loud and your brows furrow all desperate as you beg him to fuck you harder, fuck you deeper. and he just chuckles about how you’re so needy and pretty when you’re under him like this:)

and then he’s rubbing your clit a little rougher now and his thrusts become a little erratic and his forehead connects with yours so he can really be close. and then he’s telling you to “please cum baby, cum all over me i know you need to” and then he’s kissing you so so hard as your climax finally hits, and you’re clenching down on him so hard he cums right on the spot from the sounds and the feeling alone. and you both cum for what feels like a solid minute as you feel eachother pulsing and tensing and squirming. and then he’s nibbling at your lips so sweetly and possessively as you both come back to yourselves. and his hands come back up to cup your face and push your hair back so he can see you, and he’s kissing all over your jaw and your neck and up and down your throat as his thumb rubs at that sensitive spot below your ear. and he’s groaning from the feel of you still pulsing around him and he’s trailing spit all over you and mumbling a little “so perfect, so so perfect” into your skin. basically just worshipping you:)

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[hellfiremunsonn]

Can someone go to my blog and tell me if my graphics are just slightly blurry, cause either they are or I'm going insane????

they're clear as they're loading onto the posts and then go blurry once fully loaded????

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[r0ttn]

　　 ᭄᭡⠀ ͏͏͏ 𓈒. fboy!eddie will fuck you any chance he gets to | mdni

cw ⭑ exhitibitionism ⭑ piv sex ⭑ f!reader ⭑ mentions of creampie ⭑ jealousy ⭑ public sex ⭑ possessive eddie

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it doesn’t matter where you are or who is around.

he’ll take you against a wall at a party you’re at. unbothered by the fact that other people can see when they walk past. he loves it. wants them to see you completely blissed out on his cock. that you belong to him and only him.

you love it, too. you love the jealous glares you get from the other girls that are wrapped around his finger. tonight, it’s you and your perfect cunt that make him so desperate and eager.

you love putting on a show when they watch, too. upping your moans and telling eddie how fucking good his cock feels so deep inside of you. begging him to fill you up with his cum. how you want to feel it dripping down your thighs. how you want everyone to know that he’s the one who ruined you.

and he gladly gives you what you want. but only after he makes you tell him who you belong to.

[d4ughtersgrave]

𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐌? 𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐌? 𝐈 𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐔𝐏 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐄, 𝐈 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐈𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖...

GET HIM BACK !

PAIRING steve harrington x fem! reader

SUMMARY in which your now ex boyfriend cheats on you with his so called 'work wife.' your solution? getting back at him with his new girlfriend's newly dumped ex, steve harrington. you'll get your revenge for sure.

WARNINGS 18+ MDNI cheating, teamed up revenge dating, fake dating, toxic exes, rom com, rightfully petty reader w/ attitude, angst, fluff, smut every chapter you’re warned lol, steve and reader are both idiots who eventually fall in love, adult language, smoking/drinking, inspired by olivia rodrigo’s “get him back”

WORD COUNT ?

CHAPTER ONE 18+

CHAPTER TWO 18+

CHAPTER THREE 18+

AUTHORS NOTE: hello! this will be a small mini series, i am still very much focusing on 'i'm your man.' it's just good for me to have several projects to go back and forth on whether it's series or one shots, so that way i'm not forcing myself to write something i'm not in the mood for.

[andvys]

OH MY GOD DRAMA BABY YESSSSS