Face Changer

7:11

[hellishheadache]

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

[transgwender616]

Watergate is bad and all but I honestly don't understand why it was so infamous. Trump getting up to worse on the regular out in the open makes Richard Nixon feel tame by comparison.

[deblezybestie]

If I was fruit president Raisin Nixon and someone asked me about watermelon gate I’d be like “no commen-cherry”

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

k but imagine Rocky wanting to learn about how humans became the apex predators of their planet so he has Grace “hunt” him in the biodome as an experiment and during it he thinks Grace isn’t trying or taking it seriously which is bad bad bad because this is for research purposes

only for Rocky to get more and more tired as the experiment goes on just to realize that Grace isn’t which makes him panic so he puts as much distance as he can between them and finds a (hopefully) safe spot to sleep and when he wakes up the human is crouching over him like “got youuu” and Rocky has never shrieked so damn loud before in his life

[3artho]

He’s leaky and old, like pick a struggle (part 1)

[aric220]

[raedical-cactus]

He actually just got a die once get the next one free card from the grim reaper for being his best customer

[crabussy]

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

[crabussy]

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

[mylilvalleygirl]

still not over this

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[sparrow-olli]

No fandom has ever collectively mourned a character harder than Torchwood fans with Ianto Jones. Man said, "Don't forget me" and the entire fandom went BET, have a shrine which for 17 years has been decorated for each passing holiday where people to this day add art, notes and flowers.

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[redstonedust]

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[tonyzaret]

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

[nikoisme]

baby

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

[saltedcaramelreblogs]

@sorbusaucuparia