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THE ORIGINAL BLOG GOT RESTORED! I’m going to be keeping this blog as a backup, just in case, but otherwise, you can find me back at @helluvahell!
@hzbins asked: 💋 for mammon, from hzbins' lucifer.
Kissing Booth
Even when you’re only a few inches lower on the rung from him, you always behave nicely when the King of Hell is in your lap. Especially when he’s straddling you and has his tongue down your throat. Well. As best as he can, at least. Lucifer is significantly smaller than Mammon, tongue included, and it’s causing quite a bit of drool between the two of them. Oh well. Mammon tightens his grip on Lucifer’s ass.
@vtino asked: 💋 for vox
Kissing Booth
Does he have to stand up on the couch to grab Val by the waist and pull him close? Yes. Does he have to angle his head in a weird way to navigate around the brim of Val’s hat and kiss him? Every time. Is he still going to growl possessively and push his tongue past Val’s lips? You bet your ass.
“ I ain’t got the time for fake-ass porn. You want that shit, you can go watch pirated hentai with the rest of the virgins in Hell. ”
MY PATIENCE IS WANING. IS THIS ENTERTAINING?
OUR PATIENCE IS WANING. IS THIS ENTERTAINING?
Sentence prompts from Rob Zombie’s 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥'𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬:
“I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work.”
“I think I can still smell your wife’s pussy stink on my gun! …hope it doesn’t rust the barrel.”
“There is no fucking ice cream in your fucking future!”
“The next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit, because it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.”
“It’s time to do what the good Lord would refer to as ‘a cleansing of the wicked.’”
“Dying’s not an option.”
“You stick that back in that gray matter of yours, ‘cause any other thought is gonna get you cold-slabbed, toe-tagged, and mailed home to your mama in a plastic bag, are we crystal?”
“Let’s do what God made us to do!”
“Looks like you’re not getting off that easy, huh bitch?”
“As God is my witness, I have only just begun.”
“I want them alive long enough so I can piss in their faces.”
“Did I stutter, bitch?”
“Don’t we make you laugh? Aren’t we fucking funny?”
“Hey, if you’ve got a problem with my timeframe, son, you best spit it out right now.”
“Well, make your move! Two hits: I hit you and your dick hits the fucking dirt!”
“If you’re gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I’m all the way dead, because I will come back and make you my bitch!”
“Consider me fucking Willy fucking Wonka! This is my chocolate factory, you got it?! My factory!”
“‘Stop’? Bitch, I have just started!”
“That’s what they all say, ‘fuck you!’ Well it don’t scare me non, and it doesn’t suddenly make you a fucking hero!”
“You wanna see what happens to heroes?”
“You wanna see badass motherfucker?! I’ll show you badass!”
“Gimme some sugar… and make it sweet.”
“I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fucking head!”
“I set my standards pretty low, so I’m never disappointed.”
“I know what I know, and I know I don’t like that nutsack.”
“Daddy, grab that bitch!”
“Stupid cunt! There ain’t any bullets in this gun! It’s all fucking mind power!”
“Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?”
“Trust me fella, that ain’t the only thing I do with this mouth!”
“Are you accusing me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?!”
“Hey, fuck you, will you just keep your mind on the business at hand here?!”
“Go on, shoot me! Shoot me right in the ass!”
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@onehelluvasidekick asked: 💋 for Mammon from onehelluvasidekick's fizz
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This is honestly less of a kiss and more of a threat that Fizzarolli’s head might get bitten off. His jaw is open so wide that it looks borderline silly, and his massive tongue is curled around the jester’s head. Mammon laughs throatily through the pseudo-kiss as he watches the other squirm in discomfort.
@arachn0philia asked: 💋 give him the Nasty
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“ That glittery shit in your lipstick is gonna stain, you know. ” Vox warns, before he cradles Angel’s face in his claws and pulls him gently down for a kiss. Sure enough, just as he’d said, there’s a pink stain on his mouth when they part, and he laughs to himself.
@get-dusted asked: 💋 Can I get a smooch, Daddy?
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“ Any time you want, baby. ” And this time, he hikes one of Angel’s legs up high against his hip as they kiss, grabbing a handful of the dancer’s backside as he shoves his tongue past glossed lips.
@arachnoheaux asked: 💋💋💋💋💋 xoxo niss, alastor, valentino, etc. take your pick(s) 💕
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And how the public relations drive him insane. He’s lucky enough that Valentino doesn’t know him by anything other than reputation, but Angel’s pleading expression told him plenty: play along. Which is how they ended up like this, with Angel half-naked in his brother’s lap while Valentino insists they’ll get along better in private. It must not be a good enough show, because Angel insistently squeezes Arackniss’ hand, and he takes a chance by smashing their lips together and closing his eyes tight.
@mcnagerie asked: 💋 - Valentino to my Angel, uwu
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This one is a show for the crowds, as Angel dismounts from the pole for the night and Valentino saunters onstage to send him off. Tonight, he does so by pulling Angel’s hips against his own and grabbing him with all four hands, bending the dancer backwards as they kiss. The crowd, as expected, goes wild, and beneath their cheering, Valentino whispers, “ You’re comin’ home with me tonight, baby... ”
@onehelluvasidekick asked: 💋 onehelluvasidekick's fizz
Kissing Booth
He would pick Fizz up, but it’s already slithering up his side like some oddly-shaped snake. He does, however, slip a hand around its waist to catch it in an embrace so he can kiss it, making a point to keep the two of them close while his tongue curls past Fizzarolli’s lips.
@bmoviemaid asked: 💋
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“ All you need is ask, my dear! ” He bends at the waist to reach her height and plants a chaste but sweet kiss on his wife’s lips.
@radvelvetcakes asked: 💋 uwu
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Oh he’s gonna be awful for this one. Sweep her up off her feet only to shove as much of his tongue down her throat as he can. It’s almost like he’s trying to suffocate her with it instead of actually kiss her.
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