I‘m so fucking tired

🏳️‍🌈🌱 || 28 y/o || taken

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[garpen]

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[rylandgraces]

How it feels when someone prevs you

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[alexandria-stone-author]

I FOUND THE TWEET THAT GOT ME TO WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[spitblossoms]

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[loveridden1999]

"this too shall pass" sure but have you considered the fact that i don't like the way it's passing

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

[sandmandaddy69]

[lakevida]

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

[drpepperwhoree]

remember that pride is still a protest

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

[ohlivee]

marina glad