I‘m so fucking tired

🏳️‍🌈🌱 || 28 y/o || taken

[flipchild]

[intactics-deactivated20250505]

I Am Asking Me To Endure It

[rockabillywife]

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

[taurzza]

[stereofeathers]

What if they're right... what if rich people ARENT all that ba-

Oh hmm. Hmmmm.

[stereofeathers]

Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)

[swolerbear]

capitalism erodes your sense of humanity to a horrifying degree

[catchingflieswithhoney]

[anarkisst]

Gonna pull you around by your belt loop like a leash

[pokemonlezbian]

Staying in my cave and I’ve been doing just fine

[theprimememeister]

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[zooiboo]

🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[anguilliforme]

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[kilncreatures]

forest dogy

[rslashrats]

i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

[carl-lenn]

Theyre being so mean to her

[teepeetoe]