Helllooo-Trickster

欢迎你们！ 20 year old. Chinese education! Welcome to my blog! I hope the madness doesn't scare you too much.

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Hello all, for anyone who cares I’m going to be deleting this tumblr in a couple says. I have a new one and my name is wearenotallrighthere 

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Everyone's motivations in Captain America Civil War

Tony: We should let them do this

Steve: WE CAN'T LET THEM DO THIS

Natasha: Okay just hear me out...

Black Panther: BUCKY DID THIS

Bucky: I didn't do this

Clint: It got boring at home

Vision: Wanda no!

Wanda: WANDA YES!!

Falcon: Everyone, this is Redwing

War Machine: Alright, I don't want anyone fucking shit up

Spider-Man: I'm done with my homework and Mr. Stark said I can come along

Ant-Man: I'm just happy to be here

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10+ Galaxy Sweets That Are Out Of This World

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

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When I was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations so I just raised my hand and waited for the teacher to notice which took about five minutes so when he finally asked me what I needed I said “TJ accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few minutes ago and now it’s hanging out of my arm, can I go see the nurse?”. He freaked out and yelled “OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME RIGHT AWAY?” And I said right back “please don’t yell at me, I have a pencil in my arm, if anyone is yelling it should be me” and that sums up my attitude and personality fairly well tbh

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Parallels: Pearl & Sokka (as suggested by @l-a-l-o-u)

[hihereami]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY

[unpopularmultishipper]

@williamdewey

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[clarknokent]

“It’s not our clothes you don’t respect, it’s us”

Boom

[naked-yogi]

It’s fucking pathetic that anyone could ever think degrading one group of people while uplifting another is ACTUALLY a compliment/actually a good thing. It’s similar to when people who follow Sikhism are mistaken for Muslim people and receive backlash for it. I watched an interviewer one time ask them, “Why don’t you just tell people that you aren’t Muslim?” …”because we don’t want to throw another group of people under the bus just like we are.”

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[caitsgates]

fight me 

*gets on one knee pulls out ring*

fight me for the rest of our lives

[johawmetal]

“Aravis also had many quarrels (and, I’m afraid even fights) with Cor, but they always made it up again: so that years later, when they were grown up they were so used to quarreling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently.”    ―    C.S. Lewis,          The Horse and His Boy    

[classicalliberalleague]

Aravis would be the one proposing.

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no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes sense

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oh my god

[ghastlyglazed]

how

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Any of my followers wondering what Homestuck is: here.

[keyblack-hl]

Whoa.  They just made Homestuck sound… interesting.

[internetkatze]

It’s accurate!

The thing that actually makes Homestuck confusing is that it’s told in a very non-linear way. You get all these little bits of information that don’t make any sense or just sound like jokes, until 3000 pages later when they finally click together, but you still have a million questions that aren’t answered straightforward.

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NON-HOMESTUCKS, READ THIS. If nothing, educate yourselves on the thing you go out of your way to despise =b

[smolsoftkarkat]

It’s so clear and succinct, wow. Honestly gives me some refreshment and I read the whole thing.

[squishycalum]

:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[thexdarkenedxlight]

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation. 

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

[blazepress]

27 Powerful Images That Sum up How Smartphones Are Ruining Our Lives

[6cho-deactivated20210216]

one picture that sums up the 27 powerful images I didnt bother to look at

[ladysparklefists]

idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no    =    “No,” she said. 

no.    =    "No,” she said sharply.

No    =    “No,” she stated firmly.

No.    =    “No,” she snapped.

NO    =    “No!” she shouted.

noooooo    =    “No,” she moaned.

no~    =    “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~    =    “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO    =    “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?!    =    “No,” she said incredulously.

[allthingslinguistic]

I’ve been calling this “typographical nuance” and I have a few more to add: 

*no* = “No,” she said emphatically. 

*nopes on out of here* = “No,” she said of herself in the third person, with a touch of humorous emphasis.

~*~noooo~*~ = “No,” she moaned in stylized pseudo-desperation.

#no = “No,” she added as a side comment.

“no” = “No,” she scare-quoted.

wtf are you kidding no = “No,” she said flatly. “And I can’t believe I have to say this.”

no no No No NO NO NO NO = "No,” she repeated over and over again, growing louder and more emphatic. 

nooOOOO = “No,” she said, starting out quietly and turning into a scream.

*no = “Oops, I meant ‘no,’” she corrected, “Sorry for the typo in my previous message.”

[dealinghope]

“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

racism kills”

[totalariana]

 Ariana Grande, The Clapback Queen

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T. Greg Doucette is a criminal defense lawyer in North Carolina who also writes a legal blog. And he’s got some things to say:

In a 43-part tweetstorm on Tuesday, Doucette recounted a recent experience defending a 17-year-old black teen from claims by a police officer that the teen was doing 360s in the middle of the street. Over the course of the story, Doucette demonstrates many of the problems black people face in the U.S. court system and why changes never seem to stick.

We’ll let him take it from here.

Blacks are not looking for favor. They are looking for fairness and equality! Anyone committing a crime should be punished regardless of race, creed or color. But if fairness is not going to be applied to any person of color then why do you say that we are playing the race card? When a teenaged white kid can cause the death of 4 people and be deemed,“to affluent to pay for his crime”. But a black kid could face 8 years in prison for possessing a bag of weed (if one is fortunate! because he has the true risk of being killed by cops). Something is horribly wrong there.

https://blackmattersus.com/3208-how-african-american-kids-are-treated-by-americas-criminal-justice-system/

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