Hello, It's Mz Hyde.

Welcome to my blog, parasites of the internet. My name is Dalanie and I spend far too much time on the internet. I also think I'm hilarious when I'm not. So follow me because I reblog everything from bands to things that make me laugh. So follow me if you like music and hysterical posts. I also follow back. So if you don't like music or funny posts, you probably suck some serious ass. Bye now.~

[snelfie]

happy birthday to my freckled ass

(he-him/they-them)

[toocooltobehipster]

my hair is so soft and *runs fingers through hair, pulling out half a dozen hairs with me* silky

[idleisland]

[okssure]

Whatever just go down on me

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin’ Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme Cheese Burger.”

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….fight me?

[aph-france-deactivated20170222]

*in tears* yes, yes I will

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

*starts sobbing uncontrollably* *punches you square in the face*

[nearlywitchesdemo]

government secret #21

we don’t use your taxes to fill holes with more cement

[tenebruhism]

bands…chANGE THEIR SOUND??? gROW??!! develop„?,!!! noOo„„must bE 2005 aLWAYS

[stylesgf]

it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season

[twistedwindsox-blog]

[march4th1996-deactivated2017051]

*thinks about the boys I’ve let touch me* *vomits*

[chokedonhisrage]

i hate that i flinch whenever anyone raises their voice even a little bit

i hate that i panic when anyone even pretends to be angry

i hate that my heart races when someone so much as frowns at me

i hate it i hate it i hate it

[amphetameme-deactivated20180516]

ok history lesson motherfucker

[flagrantly wrong information]

[yamcha]

[oomshi]

summer goals:

-get nutted on

-repeat

[yungterra-blog]

[emopit]

today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point