Twis, The Human

Birds, boarding, beasts, music, and other things I like. Female/20/Queer. Proud furry (saber-toothed cat). Digimon and Pokemon=❤️

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Mr. Lovenstein

[animal-factbook]

In the United States, Canines are legally able to be a witness in the court of law. They are required to and place their paw on a bag of dog food and swear to tell the truth. Although canine witnesses are rare for the obvious reasons, they are a vital aspect of a case in situations where no other human witness are present.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[nerapalooza-blog]

This man is the reason that my first word was “happy”.

I was watching this show as a youngin, and Mr. Rogers was talking about feelings. When he started talking about being happy, my little baby brain must have gone ‘hey this show makes me happy!’ And lo and behold, I verbally figured out how to exclaim “happy!”

On an unrelated note, my second word was “cookie”. But can you blame me?

[wtflgbtheadcanons]

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

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[ironychan]

I once had the honest-to-Zeus joy of translating some ancient philosopher’s essay on why centaurs can’t exist. It can be summarized as follows:

Centaurs are not a thing. In all real animals and most of the fake ones, the spine is relatively straight between the tail and neck. Only for centaurs are we asked to believe it would make a right-angled bend. And now that I’ve made you actually think about centaur anatomy, I rest my case.

[dailyjackiechan]

dont forget him

[postpresence]

[thestray]

There’s no other commentary I can add, this is just perfect. There’s no logical or sane rebuttal.

[twistedwindsox-blog]

Say cheese, Brownie! Brownie is a big brown bat, and is a permanent resident at the Center for Wildlife, due to a wing injury that couldn't heal properly, leaving her unable to fly. She is pictured in her handling pouch, about to be weighed. She's probably pretty grumpy at me for waking her up.

[parksandfluff]

[thatsthat24]

Cry as much as me that this show is over.

[smartgirlsattheparty]

Leave a legacy like Lil Sebastian

YOU’RE 5000 CANDLES IN THE WIND

[twistedwindsox-blog]

This is corny as hell AND I LOVE IT.

[oh-totoro]

So, I passed 100,000 followers a short while ago, but I didn’t have the money at the time to celebrate with a giveaway. I have now passed 115,000 and now I want to give a little something back to say thank you… again, hehe ^___^ x There will be two sets of prizes. One for my Tumblr followers, and one for my Instagram followers. All of these prizes have been imported from Japan and feature the official “Approved by Studio Ghibli” sticker, so are very high quality!

TUMBLR PRIZE:

A large Totoro plush and a Susuwatari (soot sprite).

INSTAGRAM PRIZE:

A medium Catbus plush and a small Totoro plush.

HOW TO ENTER FOR THE TUMBLR PRIZE:

You must be following OH-TOTORO on Tumblr - As I want the prize to go to one of my followers.

You must reblog this post. - Each rebog counts as an entry. Maximum of one per day. No spam!

I will contact the winner via an Ask, so please make sure that your Asks are turned on, else I will have to redraw.

HOW TO ENTER FOR THE INSTAGRAM PRIZE:

You must be following OH.TOTORO on Instagram. - As I want the prize to go to one of my followers.

That’s it, you don’t have to do anything else to enter.

I will contact the winner via an Instagram direct photo share.

DATE OF DRAW:

Saturday 17th October 2015 (and will be announced a week later). I will contact the winner on this date and give them 72 hours to respond. If I don’t receive a response in that period, I will redraw for that prize.

AND FINALLY:

Anybody can enter. I will post to any country.

Don’t worry if you reblog to a secondary blog. If you win, I will ask you for your primary blog name. 

Multiple reblogs from the same person do appear in the notes, I have checked this many, many times. But please don’t spam!

GOOD LUCK! ^___^ xoxox

[spam-arts]

Do u hab foob for me?? ???

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via nashole)

[twistedwindsox-blog]

This common loon (COLO) arrived at the Center for Wildlife yesterday. It is believed (s)he may be suffering from lead toxicity, likely from accidentally ingesting a fishing sinker during feeding.

[ramblesnoots]

I really love this pile of sherbet.