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@chairsarenotedible
âbastardâ is no contest the funniest curse word
It somehow implies that the most hienous thing youâve done is exist
"Bastard" and "son of a bitch" are both insults against men that actually insult their mothers.
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âANYONE can do these jobsâ okay, so why donât you? why donât you clean your own public toilets? why donât you cook your own fast food?
why rely on these workers when you donât value their labour?
And "anyone" working for a living deserves a wage that allows for safe indoor living; adequate food; medical care.
omfg leave this nice human aloneÂ
@chairsarenotedible Smithers if he lost weight
never trust a doctor that refuses to let nurses teach you do your own testosterone injections because "no body can do their own inter muscular injections", and even when I told her that my specialist (who has been working with transgender medical issues exclusively for over 10 years) said that I can, she just repeated her statement about how "no one can do their own shot". also never trust a doctor that tells a patient that has severe PTSD when it comes to school to "just try harder"
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Former steroid user here, shot myself in the butt, thigh, shoulders and even my back for 5 years.
Hey. Do you need a hug?
Maybe youâre having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didnât realize how stressed you are. Itâs okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.
Are you comforted by words?Â
Hereâs an Emergency Compliment
Here are some kind words you can personalize with your nameÂ
Here are 15 more emergency complimentsÂ
Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence MachineÂ
take a moment - videoÂ
believe in yourself - videoÂ
Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMAÂ
encouragement from Mr. Rogers - videoÂ
you are ENOUGH - videoÂ
Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?
How about rain sounds you can customize?Â
You can listen to a cafe here Â
or how about a crackling fireplace? Â
ASMR? Stimming?Â
Soap cutting ASMR - videoÂ
more soap ASMR - videoÂ
a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleepÂ
ASMR face and scalp massage - video
ASMR slime - videoÂ
the most satisfying video in the worldÂ
more satisfying videosÂ
Lora Zombie speed painting - videoÂ
Agnes Cecile speed painting - video Â
the fastest workers in the world - videoÂ
how candy canes are made - videoÂ
Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - videoÂ
How about a game or activity distraction?
Play 2048 hereÂ
A whole website of free games! Â
play chess against a computerÂ
Here are some coloring pages you can do online! Â
Play Flow online hereÂ
hereâs a game where you stretch a giraffeâs little neck to give kissesÂ
Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS EonsÂ
Do you need something soothing?
Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)
try doing nothing for two minutesÂ
Vent to a stranger online for FREE! Â
weavesilk, where you can create a soothing patternÂ
have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet?Â
watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlistÂ
How about a laugh?
Vines you can show your grandparentsÂ
History of the entire world, I guess Â
History of JapanÂ
Rhett and Link caption failsÂ
Thomas Sanders VinesÂ
The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors)Â
The ASDF movie 1-11Â
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)
Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCEÂ
Itâs going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow wonât be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means thereâs going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good nightâs sleep. Youâll feel better in the morning.Â
police donât have the most dangerous job or even near it. cops beat their wives and girlfriends at double the rate of the national average.  cops killed over 1000 people this year alone and thats not even counting the âmysterious accidentsâ where say a black man magically shoots himself in the head while his arms were handcuffed behind his back. theres been so many police misconduct cases where officers violently harmed people that theyâre being pressed to get their own liability insurance because the state doesnt want to pay for it. and despite all of this proof that cops are violent, violence against officers has been at an all time low. 8) but sure cops are innocent cinnamon rolls that just wanna protect people.
@ my piece of fucking shit criminal justice teacher who will make fun of Christine Ford constantly but God FORBID you say anything negative about cops
There are all kinds of good cops...and they get fired when they report bad cops.
(OPEN) Gold Magic ~Fae~ by NazNemati
From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:
Polyamory
The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single
The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?
4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasnât even part of the triangle proper.
5. All three characters realizing theyâre better as friends and going go kart racing
6. All realizing they are asexual/aromatic and volunteering at an animal shelter together
@chairsarenotedible @spacemaverick
just in time for undertale 2
Do you guys think that going out and bullying these people is really a good idea to end white nationalism? In my opinion, I think that in order to fully solve the problem, you all should put your weapons down and talk to one another. There's a blues musician by the name of Daryl Davis who actually befriended KKK members and through the power of love, kindness, and understanding, made many KKK members leave and renounced their racism. I believe Antifa can do the same. Just ask them to talk.
For real, Anon?
Youâre going to talk this liberal garbage to us four days after a bigot walked into a Pittsburgh synagogue and murdered 11 people? Do you think those people should have just asked their murderer to talk as he gunned them down? Are you fucking for real?Sigh. OK, hereâs whatâs up:1) Read this article. Seriously, Anon, do everyone a favor and donât say another fucking word about how anti-fascists just need to hug it out with fascists until youâve read this article.Â
2) Thereâs nothing to talk about with fascists.  You seem to think that the opinions of extreme right bigots are as valid as any other opinion.  But an opinion, by definition, has to be defensible.  Fascism and racism have been demonstrated both historically and scientifically to be indefensible.  You might remember the war the world fought in which 60-85 million people died in order to defeat fascism. Moreover, the âopinionsâ espoused by fascists lead to very dangerous places.  We know this historically.  Those âopinionsâ (as you put it) precede every genocide in human history.  As Bernie Farber put it, âgenocides do not begin in gas chambers or with machetes or bullets - genocides begin with words.â  If you think that fascism = âan opposing viewpointâ and should never be met with violence, please tell that to some WW2 vets or Holocaust survivors and see what they think.  As the mods on rpg.net said recently, âEthnic cleansing is not âdifferent views.â Racism is not âdifferent views.â White nationalism is not âdifferent views.â This is not an argument over tax rates or the proper role of government in education. This is an argument about who will be allowed to exist in America.â Weâre not looking to find common ground with the people that are fucking murdering us in the here-and-now, Anon. Dan Shersty, Lin âSpitâ Newborn, ClĂ©ment Meric, Pavlos âKillah Pâ Fyssas, Ivan âBonecrusherâ Khutorskoy, Timur Kacharava, Jimi Karttunen, Heather Heyer - these are the names of just some of the anti-fascists murdered by fascists in the last few years. Say their names, Anon.   As a RASH skinhead we know once said âwhen you are openly advocating and organizing for deportation, enslavement, and genocide, you have forfeited your right to polite and civil discussion.â3) Talking it out or making nice with fascists doesnât stop fascism. In fact, that liberal bullshit plays directly into their hands because it gives them more platforms and more opportunities to spew their filth out into the world. Anti-fascism isnât about being the publicists for nazis or helping them get their ideas to larger and larger audiences. Thatâs fascism.Donât take our word for it. Take Holocaust survivor Frank Frisonâs word for it:
âIf fascism could be defeated in debate, I assure you that it would never have happened, neither in Germany, nor in Italy, nor anywhere else. Those who recognised its threat at the time and tried to stop it were, I assume, also called âa mobâ. Regrettably too many âfair-mindedâ people didnât either try, or want to stop it, and, as I witnessed myself during the war, accommodated themselves when it took over ⊠People who witnessed fascism at its height are dying out, but the ideology is still here, and its apologists are working hard at a comeback. Past experience should teach us that fascism must be stopped before it takes hold again of too many minds, and becomes useful once again to some powerful interests.â  Â
Get with the program or get the fuck out the way, Anon.
Nazis deserve the most horrific violence that is possible to commit against them.
Remember the Muslim group who started raising funds to help pay for funerals and medical expenses for the victims in Pittsburgh?? Well. Theyâre not done yet. Look at this
They have increased their goal several times and exceeded it within hours. HOURS!!
Here is their latest update
Theyâre asking you to please donate to their other fund, to help the victims of the shooting in Kentucky. These people are beyond amazing. They give me hope for the future and restore my faith in humanity.
Here is the fund for the synagogue
Here is the fund for the victims in Kentucky
They havenât reached their goal with this one yet. If youâre feeling compelled to donate, please donate to the Kentucky fund. Because of everything else going on, it hasnât gotten nearly as much attention. But these two peoples lives were just as important. They were just as loved and they will be just as missed.
And because they havenât gotten as much attention and their stories arenât in the news as much, hereâs their story. From the fund raiser.
Please pass this around. If you canât donate, someone who sees your reblog might.
Respond to evil with good.
It has been two and half hours since I posted this and the funds raised has increased by almost $2800 !!! This is amazing !! You are wonderful people for helping in any way you can.
Keep up the great work!!
PS: the fund for the Tree Of Life victims has raised an additional $11k in the past two and half hours as well. How amazing is that ?!
Respond to evil with good
Theyâve reached and have pushed the goal for both.. this is dope