Just here to follow my kids

[hellogerbils]

@chairsarenotedible

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

[urban-cryptid]

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

[hellogerbils]

"Bastard" and "son of a bitch" are both insults against men that actually insult their mothers.

[hellogerbils]

@spacemaverick @chairsarenotedible

[hellogerbils]

[brucebocchi]

[justsomeantifas]

“ANYONE can do these jobs” okay, so why don’t you? why don’t you clean your own public toilets? why don’t you cook your own fast food?

why rely on these workers when you don’t value their labour?

[hellogerbils]

And "anyone" working for a living deserves a wage that allows for safe indoor living; adequate food; medical care.

[angel-kiyoss]

[disgustinganimals]

omfg leave this nice human alone 

[hellogerbils]

@chairsarenotedible Smithers if he lost weight

[nevertrustadoctorwho]

never trust a doctor that refuses to let nurses teach you do your own testosterone injections because "no body can do their own inter muscular injections", and even when I told her that my specialist (who has been working with transgender medical issues exclusively for over 10 years) said that I can, she just repeated her statement about how "no one can do their own shot". also never trust a doctor that tells a patient that has severe PTSD when it comes to school to "just try harder"

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[hellogerbils]

Former steroid user here, shot myself in the butt, thigh, shoulders and even my back for 5 years.

[scretladyspider]

Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 

Here are 15 more emergency compliments 

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 

take a moment - video 

believe in yourself - video 

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 

you are ENOUGH - video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize? 

You can listen to a cafe here  

or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

Soap cutting ASMR - video 

more soap ASMR - video 

a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 

ASMR face and scalp massage - video

ASMR slime - video 

the most satisfying video in the world 

more satisfying videos 

Lora Zombie speed painting - video 

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  

the fastest workers in the world - video 

how candy canes are made - video 

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here 

A whole website of free games!  

play chess against a computer 

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  

Play Flow online here 

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes 

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents 

History of the entire world, I guess  

History of Japan 

Rhett and Link caption fails 

Thomas Sanders Vines 

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 

The ASDF movie 1-11 

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

[justsomeantifas]

police don’t have the most dangerous job or even near it. cops beat their wives and girlfriends at double the rate of the national average.  cops killed over 1000 people this year alone and thats not even counting the “mysterious accidents” where say a black man magically shoots himself in the head while his arms were handcuffed behind his back. theres been so many police misconduct cases where officers violently harmed people that they’re being pressed to get their own liability insurance because the state doesnt want to pay for it. and despite all of this proof that cops are violent, violence against officers has been at an all time low. 8) but sure cops are innocent cinnamon rolls that just wanna protect people.

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

@ my piece of fucking shit criminal justice teacher who will make fun of Christine Ford constantly but God FORBID you say anything negative about cops

[hellogerbils]

There are all kinds of good cops...and they get fired when they report bad cops.

[naznemati-deactivated20181005]

(OPEN) Gold Magic ~Fae~ by NazNemati

[aceofsquiddles]

From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:

Polyamory

The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single

The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?

[justsomeghostofme-deactivated20]

4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasn’t even part of the triangle proper.

[aphony-cree]

5. All three characters realizing they’re better as friends and going go kart racing

[hellogerbils]

6. All realizing they are asexual/aromatic and volunteering at an animal shelter together

[hellogerbils]

@chairsarenotedible @spacemaverick

[imgayjokes]

[imgayjokes]

just in time for undertale 2

[antifainternational]

Do you guys think that going out and bullying these people is really a good idea to end white nationalism? In my opinion, I think that in order to fully solve the problem, you all should put your weapons down and talk to one another. There's a blues musician by the name of Daryl Davis who actually befriended KKK members and through the power of love, kindness, and understanding, made many KKK members leave and renounced their racism. I believe Antifa can do the same. Just ask them to talk.

For real, Anon?

You’re going to talk this liberal garbage to us four days after a bigot walked into a Pittsburgh synagogue and murdered 11 people? Do you think those people should have just asked their murderer to talk as he gunned them down?  Are you fucking for real?Sigh.  OK, here’s what’s up:1) Read this article.  Seriously, Anon, do everyone a favor and don’t say another fucking word about how anti-fascists just need to hug it out with fascists until you’ve read this article. 

2) There’s nothing to talk about with fascists.  You seem to think that the opinions of extreme right bigots are as valid as any other opinion.  But an opinion, by definition, has to be defensible.  Fascism and racism have been demonstrated both historically and scientifically to be indefensible.  You might remember the war the world fought in which 60-85 million people died in order to defeat fascism. Moreover, the “opinions” espoused by fascists lead to very dangerous places.  We know this historically.  Those “opinions” (as you put it) precede every genocide in human history.  As Bernie Farber put it, “genocides do not begin in gas chambers or with machetes or bullets - genocides begin with words.”   If you think that fascism = “an opposing viewpoint” and should never be met with violence, please tell that to some WW2 vets or Holocaust survivors and see what they think.  As the mods on rpg.net said recently, “Ethnic cleansing is not ‘different views.’  Racism is not ‘different views.’  White nationalism is not ‘different views.’  This is not an argument over tax rates or the proper role of government in education.  This is an argument about who will be allowed to exist in America.” We’re not looking to find common ground with the people that are fucking murdering us in the here-and-now, Anon.  Dan Shersty, Lin “Spit” Newborn, Clément Meric, Pavlos “Killah P” Fyssas, Ivan “Bonecrusher” Khutorskoy, Timur Kacharava, Jimi Karttunen, Heather Heyer - these are the names of just some of the anti-fascists murdered by fascists in the last few years.  Say their names, Anon.    As a RASH skinhead we know once said “when you are openly advocating and organizing for deportation, enslavement, and genocide, you have forfeited your right to polite and civil discussion.”3) Talking it out or making nice with fascists doesn’t stop fascism.  In fact, that liberal bullshit plays directly into their hands because it gives them more platforms and more opportunities to spew their filth out into the world.  Anti-fascism isn’t about being the publicists for nazis or helping them get their ideas to larger and larger audiences.  That’s fascism.Don’t take our word for it.  Take Holocaust survivor Frank Frison’s word for it:

“If fascism could be defeated in debate, I assure you that it would never have happened, neither in Germany, nor in Italy, nor anywhere else. Those who recognised its threat at the time and tried to stop it were, I assume, also called “a mob”. Regrettably too many “fair-minded” people didn’t either try, or want to stop it, and, as I witnessed myself during the war, accommodated themselves when it took over … People who witnessed fascism at its height are dying out, but the ideology is still here, and its apologists are working hard at a comeback. Past experience should teach us that fascism must be stopped before it takes hold again of too many minds, and becomes useful once again to some powerful interests.”   

Get with the program or get the fuck out the way, Anon.

[hellogerbils]

Nazis deserve the most horrific violence that is possible to commit against them.

[kyliezzledaily]

[throwrocksatboys]

Remember the Muslim group who started raising funds to help pay for funerals and medical expenses for the victims in Pittsburgh?? Well. They’re not done yet. Look at this

They have increased their goal several times and exceeded it within hours. HOURS!!

Here is their latest update

They’re asking you to please donate to their other fund, to help the victims of the shooting in Kentucky. These people are beyond amazing. They give me hope for the future and restore my faith in humanity.

Here is the fund for the synagogue

Here is the fund for the victims in Kentucky

They haven’t reached their goal with this one yet. If you’re feeling compelled to donate, please donate to the Kentucky fund. Because of everything else going on, it hasn’t gotten nearly as much attention. But these two peoples lives were just as important. They were just as loved and they will be just as missed.

And because they haven’t gotten as much attention and their stories aren’t in the news as much, here’s their story. From the fund raiser.

Please pass this around. If you can’t donate, someone who sees your reblog might.

Respond to evil with good.

[throwrocksatboys]

It has been two and half hours since I posted this and the funds raised has increased by almost $2800 !!! This is amazing !! You are wonderful people for helping in any way you can.

Keep up the great work!!

PS: the fund for the Tree Of Life victims has raised an additional $11k in the past two and half hours as well. How amazing is that ?!

Respond to evil with good

[jump-over-it]

They’ve reached and have pushed the goal for both.. this is dope

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

help!!

[hellogerbils]