Brendon ✨

If you want to know more about me go check out my wikipedia page... [ROLE PLAY ACCOUNT]

[helloitsburie]

Hey everyone, so I find it very strange not to hear from the mods in over a week. I'm going to be leaving the group as my studies come first and I just can't commit to role play at the minute. It's been good being here and loved role-playing with you all. 💜

[helloitsburie]

“W- What are you doing?”

Here.

[helloitsburie]

“I’m breaking us into your house, why didn’t you have a spare key? Also, why did you lock yourself out, Soph?” Brendon says with a laugh, it probably wasn’t a good idea to break into her place, though they both were locked out and the locksmith would be hours away. @scphieturner​

[helloitsburie]

“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”

Here.

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“How could you get us into this situation, man. Why’d you convince me it was a good idea to strip off and streak down Hollywood Boulevard?” Brendon and Sam had a too many drinks together and both had ended up in a precarious scenario. Brendon was far gone, so he wasn’t mad at Sam at all. This had been a fun night and it was good not too many were out filming him streaking. Laughter appears as he thinks about what he’d just done. @hqsclaflin

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Text 📱Brendon💍

PEZ: did you seriously lock the door again??

PEZ: i literally told you i was swinging by in 5 minutes to pick my shit up no one would've broken in in 5 minutes

PEZ: now i'm locked out, have none of my shit and have a flight in 2 hours.

BREN: i'm an idiot, the key is under the flower pot beside the door.

BREN: sorry about that, babes.

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Text 📩 You Know Who

Matt: i don't know what your angle is

Matt: i really don't care what it is

Matt: but if you hurt perrie i will hunt you down and find you and torture you

Matt: not kill you but torture you.

Brendon: Seriously? Like for fuck sakes, leave me alone.

Brendon: I'm not going to hurt Perrie, so just cool down.

[helloitsburie]

◜✉ 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 ⇢ 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑛◞

SHAWN: the one night i'm able to spend the night at home alone, I watch a horror movie even though I hate them

SHAWN: do red balloons always show up after watching IT? it's common, right?

BRENDON: look i don't think that's normal, man.

BRENDON: seriously not normal, turn the lights on and watch out for clowns.

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Text || Brendon Ya'll

Sophie: I think I made a mistake going out in public.

Sophie: Apparently if I'm ever outside, it means I'm going end up on one of those damn gossip blogs. Maybe I should spend my time being a hermit and eating food.

Brendon: Yeah, I often make the same mistake.

Brendon: Those gossip sites are so nuts, wanna be hermits together?

[helloitsburie]

iMessage | Lana Dels ⚜

Lana: i swear to god if you're lying and i'm being punk'd i'm gonna fucking kill you

Lana: if not... meet me somewhere asap. where you at right now?

Brendon: I'm very serious, I really fucked up this time.

Brendon: [attaches his location]

Brendon: Come quick!!

[helloitsburie]

jaureguimade​:

That sounds like fun, who doesn’t like video games. Of course, that’s my girl. I love her.

You’re not wrong, video games are something everyone could get into. I thought so, she’s one of a kind. I love her too, she’s a great friend.

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iMessage || Brendon

Kehlani: They were making weird noises, it was too weird I could stay out there long

Kehlani: Top five things I never wanna see again

Brendon: That's something you won't be able to forget easily.

Brendon: Fucking true. Now you need to go drown in a bottle of wine or two lol

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hqsclaflin·:

I mean, I do have to learn guitar for the new show I’m going to be a part of, but I’m truly the biggest procrastinator, so I know for a damn fact I’ll just find some excuse. What language should I learn, though? Something underrated, for sure.

That’s a perfect opportunity then, man. I can understand the procrastination, I also tend to fuck around a lot when avoiding doing something. I dunno, French is a cool language or even Italian? Or be bold and go with a language that not many speak?

[helloitsburie]

۩📱→Brendon

LIL: I have never seen anything like it.

LIL: I don't know if I'm more disturbed or confused about it.

LIL: LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT????

BRENDON: Yeah, I haven't either.

BRENDON: I'd be a bit of both haha.

BRENDON: WHO EVEN KNOWS WHY? KIDS DO WEIRD SHIT.

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hollaudere·:

All men seem to be the wrong men. I’m just gonna swear off men at this point.

We haven’t made a very good impression on you. Maybe you should spice things up and go for a woman.

[helloitsburie]

txt; game bran 🕹

demi: it's not a low blow...it's a SMART one urie..

demi: i mean i had to! there was no other choice. i had to take the evil way out

demi: and all i did was sit there and smile and look cute...it doesn't take much LOL

brendon: smart, though also a low blow. like who does that?? fuck !!

brendon: you're pretty wicked, so that doesn't surprise me.

brendon: yeah you did... a cute women is a wicked one.

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dvecameron·:

Monsters or any other threat, to be honest, you never know if someone sneaked in your house to bad things to you. That’s sort of similar to this one person who said they couldn’t sleep with their legs out of the blanket just in case someone’s there to drag them out. 

Couldn’t agree more, I’m always worried someone will sneak into my house while I’m asleep. Yeah, it’s basically the same kinda thing. Arms and legs are always under the covers for me.