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Text 📱Lana del ReyofSunshine

PEZ: SHUT UP THAT'S NOT TRUE YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE

PEZ: i just got to london actually! visiting the fam and friends!! how about you pretty face?

LANA: you're the cutest little thing. i love you

LANA: how's the family? clearly you're more productive than me. I haven't done much but sit by the pool and spit lyrics out onto a piece of paper. if only i could finish one song before starting another

[down-the-rabbith0le]

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Text || Lana

Sophie: OKAY! SOMEONE IS IN MY HOUSE, LIKE LIVING IN THE WALLS OR SOMETHING!

Sophie: I'M NOT KIDDING I JUST HEARD A BANG FROM IN THE BEDROOM AND IT'S ONLY ME HERE.

Sophie: I MAY HAVE JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY HELLO BACK.

Sophie: HELP!

Lana: girl you good? you're not high on something are you?

Lana: shhh it's okay!! ghosts are good it's demons you gotta worry about

Lana: did you at least say hi back?

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Text 📱Lana del ReyofSunshine

PEZ: why haven't i heard from you in like a week

PEZ: don't you still love me?!??!

LANA: bc i'm literal trash. u know this babygirl

LANA: of course i love u! don't be ridiculous little sunflower. how about you tell me what you're up to lately?

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iMessage | Lana Dels ⚜

Brendon: So... help me. I crashed my car while drunk driving and I've just ran away from the car... I don't wanna end up in jail.

Brendon: LANA!! What do I fucking do????

Lana: i swear to god if you're lying and i'm being punk'd i'm gonna fucking kill you

Lana: if not... meet me somewhere asap. where you at right now?

[audererp]

MEME OF THE WEEK

Ask and you shall receive! We’ve received a lot of questions and queries about doing memes, and here we are with our first, official meme! Go crazy! …but make sure, to receive a meme is to send a meme. If you want memes, make sure you’re sending them to others too!

☠  for a frightened text message

☮  for a desperate apology via text message

☯  for a text message in which my muse confesses to a lie

♠   for a text message in which my muse feels threatened

Ω  for a text message after making a horrible mistake

♣  for a frantic text message

♧  for a series of text messages during a paranormal event

♥  for a break-up text message

♡  for a text message about a heartbreak

♦   for a text message about an injury

♔ for a confrontational text message

⚜ for a text message after just committing a crime

☆ for a text message while hiding during a home invasion

☄ for a text message spilling a horrible secret

☾  for an angry, violent text message

☼ for a worried text message

☂ for a confused, delusional text message

☃ for a threatening text message

☻ for a “secret code” text message while in trouble**

☺ for a warning via text message

۞ for a text message accusing the other muse of something

۩  for a text message about something disturbing they’ve just witnessed

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𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ↝ 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚐𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚢

DACRE: oh you’ll see

DACRE: fuck off you wish i did

DACRE: he’s all the way in atlanta and just got engaged i’m not third wheeling fuck that

LANA: i'm fucking serious. it's not happening ever again.

LANA: you so do. i bet you'll do it tonight too

LANA: so you'd rather leech onto your ex? nice choice

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𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ↝ 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚐𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚢

DACRE: HOURS? clearly you forgot about that night in cabo sweetheart, kinda offended there. i’ll remember that next time

DACRE: not my fault you’re so loud

LANA: as if there is gonna be a next time.

LANA: you get off to it. i know you

LANA: can't Joe take you in for a while?? like where is he at

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𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ↝ 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚐𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚢

DACRE: :)

DACRE: she can’t do as much as i can, tired of hearing that shit every night it’s like you do it to spite me

LANA: she doesn't talk or bitch to me, she just does her job for HOURS... you can't compare babe

LANA: not my fault you listen. don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out ! 🤭

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𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ↝ 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚐𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚢

DACRE: he still loves me more and it’s a fact you just hate to see it

DACRE: well i’ll remember that next time you need a little tlc

LANA: k

LANA: diana takes good care of me now thank u very much

[safetyfirst-prlife]

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𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ↝ 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚐𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚢

DACRE: yes you got him, brought him home but then we dated, i moved in and i adopted him as my own so therefore, he's my son too. i can't help it he loves me more.

DACRE: you wouldn't dare, you secretly love having me around.

LANA: and now we are no longer together which means he's mine since i'm his original owner. he does not kayd, fuck off

LANA: nah. most times i forget you're here

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𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ↝ 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚐𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚢

DACRE: because he likes to sleep with me, we both know this he LOVES me more

DACRE: because i'm too lazy, deal with it

LANA: u do know he’s actually my cat right? he tolerates u just like i do. give him back

LANA: i’ll throw your shit out. don’t test me darling

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@SamClaflin: My birthday was two days ago and I just realised I didn't get a single birthday card. Wow.

lanadelrey: don't be shy @SamClaflin @ them!!!

[auderegossip]

who do you think's gonna cause the next big drama within the agency?

Lana. The woman won’t need to drink a bottle of fireball to do it either because she is a fireball and I can’t wait to see which and whose direction she throws her flames in. 

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𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎 ↝ 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚐𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚢

LANA: stop taking salem out of my room and hiding him at night. locking the guest room door doesn't mean i don't know he's in there with you, dumbass

LANA: which reminds me.. why haven't you moved out yet?

[lanadelreynews]

Lana Del Rey posted on Instagram.

“La who am I to love u️”

June 26, 2020 (x)