The "Bruce Wayne gave birth to all the Robins" joke but it’s with my OC
There’s some bits of lore for my fanfic in this so if you feel confused you can ask me about Waliya’s lore and her relationship with the Wayne’s and I’ll gladly answer without spoiling too much.
TW warnings: Mpreg mentions (cause that’s the whole joke), Under The Red Hood!Jason, please don’t read if any of these makes you feel uncomfortable.
Nine year old, freshly adopted Waliya Bensaïd is just watching Sofia The First, cross legged on the sofa because Alfred isn’t here to tell her to fix her posture, watching Amber singing Bigger is Better with rapt fascination.
Fourteen years old Tim Drake walks in, he’s still awkward about having a new sister but he also doesn’t want to leave her alone all the time because the last time they did she started eating grass, (and also maybe because they still have no idea of how she disappeared four years ago after the death of her parents and still don’t know where she’s been before Bruce found her and the curiosity is devouring him) so he quietly sits on the couch next to her, not really watching the TV, just looking.
Waliya immediately uncrossed her legs and sat up straight, she flashed her brightest, diabetes inducing smile.
Waliya: Good morning Tim !
Tim just blinks, visible eye bags under his eyes: Hi…
Waliya: How is mister Wayne ? He looked really in pain last night
Tim froze, oh, oh no, Bruce got absolutely mauled by Bane yesterday so he came back with a limp, but Waliya doesn’t know he’s Batman, what if she asks questions ? Is she already figuring it out ? What does he do ??? What does he say ???
Waliya:… Is it his first pregnancy ?
Also Tim: No, he gave birth to both me and Dick before… Jason too
Waliya already knew what pregnancies were and the minimum of how they worked because her mom had just given birth to her little brother before the incident, she was a very curious kid so she would ask a lot of questions and her biological parents were happy to answer as simply and easy to understand as they could.
Waliya then started being a lot more careful with Bruce, much to his confusion.
Waliya pulls Bruce’s chair to let him sit at the dining table: There, is it okay ?
Bruce does a confused nod before sitting down.
Dick, who just came to visit from Blüdhaven, grinned, Tim already told him about the misunderstanding in a very panicked phone call:…What a sweet kid, helping out old pregnant men
Bruce slowly turned to Dick, disturbed.
Tim banged his head against the table and made a sound between crying and laughing, who knows maybe both.
Alfred… nodded in approval, it’s the intention that counts.
A twelve years old Cassandra didn’t show as much emotion, but her amused huff gave away how entertaining this misunderstanding was to her.
She reached over the top of the younger girl’s head and patted it gently, feeling the curls caress her fingers.
And Waliya, being the polite girl she is, sat on her chair (she claimed it, there’s a heart sticker on it, it’s HER chair) and bit back a delighted smile, genuinely proud of herself.
Eleven years old Waliya sighed sorrowfully as she added a teaspoon of honey to her cup of milk, stirring it slowly: I just… feel so bad for Bruce, Helmet Man
Helmet Man/Red Hood/Jason Todd/ Recently Brought Back To Life Vengeful Crime Lord Pretending To Be Waliya’s Imaginary Friend For Info But Is Also Kinda Enjoying Himself:… Yeah ?
Waliya passes the cup of milk over to the man, which he accepts gladly but doesn’t drink because he doesn’t want her to see his face.
Waliya: He’s just… been very tired lately, and he barely has time for PTA stuff, more than usual… and… I think I know why
Jason almost dropped the untouched cup, his heart monitor started sending warning signals, but he didn’t pay them any mind, does… does she know ? Did she figure out that Bruce Wayne was Batm-
"I think that the labour didn’t end well…"
Silence falls over the barely lit kitchen.
The Red Hood’s disembodied voice could barely hide the pure confusion he was feeling:… What ???
Waliya nodded, she looked as serious as a concerned relative when they know that their loved one is in a tragic crisis: Think about it ! He was pregnant two years ago and still no baby ! Maybe the baby got kidnapped by a supervillain, or a secret organisation or-
But the larger man was barely listening to her, all that went through his head were all the times his so called "big brother" tried to make Jason believe that Bruce was his real mom to mess with him, and he tricked this intruder too apparently, did his replacement fall for it too ?
A few years later, fourteen years old Waliya stared down at a stoic faced ten year old Damian Wayne, the younger boy was looking at her with disinterest, like she wasn’t worth his time.
Bruce’s eyes turned to one after the other, dread creeping up his stomach, he just introduced Damian to Waliya as "her new brother", he expected her to grin and strangle him in one of her ever loving hugs like she did with Jason and Stephanie, but she’s just… staring at him, that’s unlike her.
Before he would voice out his concern, the now second youngest blurted out: Oh so that’s where they went !
Author note: Pulled ts out of my ass for no reason and now making it y’all’s problem
If you want to see how Bruce found Waliya and how she lost her parents you can find it here :
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December 28th, XXXX