every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit
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every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit
me today honestly
Worst types of country songs:
Alcoholism rules
God bless the USA
Truck
Diet christian music
Love a small town blue eyed girl
Best types of country songs:
Just a specific ass situation
I hate this damn job
Woman kills those who've wronged her
Alcoholism sucks
the FUNNIEST part of Trump selling shitty NFTs today is that it was hyped up with him talking about a “big announcement” and I saw reporters trying to take it seriously like “omg he’ll announce his VP pick” nope! more scams! Have fun reporting THAT
just like enamored by this interaction i had yesterday and again today with this old gay man…not to be like ‘oh what a feeling to see someone who has survived’ but literally that & today we actually ended up chatting and he asked me “are you family?” which i didn’t catch at all until he gave me an extremely knowing look (chin tilt, raised eyebrow. and he really just had such a shine about him, too) and i just got flooded with this big stupid feeling thinking about how much he has seen and known…about many things but esp lgbt community as it exists offline and historically & how if i were to ask, and were somehow able to know, there are 1000 different lifetimes in his, i’m sure. his name is leonardo
oh how sad that “family” meaning queer is dying out. that’s always been such a lovely code word.
Reblog for your family
my first encounter with this term was talking with a gay uber driver a few years ago about how much i love keanu reeves and he said, with absolute certainty, “oh he’s family” and i would catch a bullet for this uber driver, still.
We need to oppress Christian’s
This is an incredible story.
A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”
By far the most successful assassin in history, tbh. It's like if someone bodied Reagan and a month later we got police/drug reforms
Girls need to shoplift regularly because our brains are optimized for foraging and when we're denied the chance to engage our natural impulses it triggers a stress behavior known as girlblogging
I'm nearly certain this is a joke but you have to understand that there are men out there who actually believe this
Yes they're called allies
ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise
who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"
Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay
[ID: youtube comment from Hal Sawyer:
My favorite relic English still used everywhere is the word “the” used in phrases like: “the more I look at this, the stranger it seems, or “the bigger they come, the harder they fall”. This “the” is not the article of any noun, it is a different word, a conjunction descended from the old English “þā”, pronounced “tha” which means either “when” or “then”. Back in early Middle English the structure “if - then” had not taken over and if you wanted to express an if - then relationship you said “þā whatever, þā whatever”, meaning “when such-and- such, then such-and-such”. “þā” sounds almost the same as “the” and the spelling of the two converged, but the meaning remained totally different. “the more, the merrier” literally means “when more, then merrier” or “if more, then merrier’; same as centuries ago.
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this is so cool
WHAT THE FUCK!?
“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron
this is a twist on the evil transplant trope that i should have seen coming
everyone’s a fucking critic
I mean Elon Musk has of course now cancelled the blue checkmark bullshit so no more Twitter fun with verified accounts, but shout out to my personal fave of someone pretending to be Gamefreak and tweeting "Gen 8 was bad because we wanted to accurately portray living in the UK"