Eh

[llleighsmith]

i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills

[smartmurderation]

it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out

[llleighsmith]

amen!

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

unironically this

[pinetreeanarchism]

[frederick-the-ii]

Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings

[saltrat88]

[unclebeanbag]

[the-aspiring-maverick]

Good reference material here.

[flavoracle]

My brain during sane hours of the day: “I have a good job with benefits, a stable social network with supportive friends and family, and I’m a nerd who thrives on advanced technology. Also, I dislike the taste of fish.”

My brain on Tumblr at 3:30am: “Y’know, abandoning all technology and leaving civilization behind looks like a lot of fun! And I could teach the kids how to build a fish trap!”

[thenameisdog]

[thenameisdog]

[nah-later]

we don’t deserve these animals tbh

[datboigavin]

y'all want young gavin vines?

[deonsraw]

Iconic

[russian-chaos-agent]

him after overreacting

[melonmemes]

[unclefather]

[livefrombmore]

[kumasenpai]

Put this in the Smithsonian. 

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Lmao

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This warmed my heart 🤗

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

Good citizens 😊

[cosmic-noir]

The lords work

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

Wholesome

[professorgaia]

The village I’m trying to live in.

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

zoey did the absolute most

[rapspotlight-blog]

Just watch.

[derofeba]

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

[kitkat285]

As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

shawty i dont

[gddr6]

[sami-ee-deactivated20170730]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Max B on the wall, a yankee fitted on the tree, boxing in the living room

#DadGoals

[juelzsantanabandana]

There are goddamn timbs on that tree

[iverbz]

CULTURE

[throwbackblr]

5 year old me:

[ruinedchildhood]

5 year old me:

[meowcentrale]

i never ate it but they tempted us so hard…you can’t say it’s not eating and then make a bunch of it look like food…trickery

[michelleumunna]

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[orarewedancy]

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.

So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

[orarewedancy]

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”

I live for this commentary fam.

[chrispineofficial]

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in

[orarewedancy]

I told the guys (Teal Man is Spencer and Baggy-Suits Guy is Arnold) that this post got this popular and they’re both super excited.

Arnold: “Sweet, we’re internet famous!”

Spencer: “131,000?!”

Arnold: “What are notes? What does that mean, is that good?”

Arnold bargined that if it gets more notes, I can A: post a pic of them crouching with peace signs in front of the Notorious Jewelry Store and B: post the video of him long boarding down to Macy’s and back lmaoooo