Joyfriend of many, spouse to some

Sailor They/He pfp by @Niclepto on Twitter Main blog is @Transgender-plasticman

[helloooo-sailor]

⤷ Intro post ! ˎˊ˗

Welcome to my blog, on here i talk about the many fictional characters i smooch, especially the ones that are rotating in my head currently, i block freely btw

(This isn’t my main so bear with me/lh)

F/O + Tags !

I am semi-selective with all of my romantic f/os, if you really want to share then we can share together :)

Mains

Plastic man / Patrick O’Brian (DC) (All variants) Self insert is Ozzy Welts / The Ooze Ship tag is [Stretchyslime]

(♥︎ 9/17/25 💍 4/20/26)

Philip J Fry + Turanga Leela (Futurama) self insert is Orville, ship tag is [Purplespaceorange]

( ♥︎ 2/10/25 💍 10/18/25)

Yaniko Satou (Chainsmoker Cat)

Self insert is Lucky

Ship tag is [Cigburns]

( ♥︎ 7/9/26 )

𓉘 OTHER F/Os 𓉝

Reed Richards + Sue Storm (Fantastic 4)

Spider woman/Jessica Drew (Marvel)

Shapesmith (Invincible)

Vaughn Trapp (Date everything)

Fantina (Date everything)

Sophia (Date everything)

Grounder (The adventures of sonic the hedgehog)

Roger (American dad)

The Nerd (Robot Chicken)

Pearl + Marina (Splatoon)

Betilla (Rayman)

Alan (Smiling friends)

Vanilla (Sonic the hedgehog)

Duffman (The Simpsons)

Miriam (Pokemon)

𓉘 FAMILIAL F/Os𓉝

Cream (Sonic the hedgehog) (My daughter)

Acerola (Pokemon) (My lil sister)

Offspring / Luke O’Brian (DC) (my stepson)

𓉘 QUEERPLATONIC F/Os 𓉝

Zoe (Monster Prom)

Calculester (Monster Prom)

Textbox-chan (Date everything)

[helloooo-sailor]

Finished chainsmoker cat yesterday and i’m already in love!! It is so fucked but in the best way possible and i’m super normal about Yani,, she’s literally my gf

[cuddles4zapp]

Rhuzapp drawings

[nebbymakesimagines]

Shoutout to fat selfshippers that don't fit the "slightly chubby and curvy in the thighs and boobs" type.

Your F/O(s) still love your body, not in spite of, but including

Your cellulite and/or stretch marks

Your uneven fat distribution

Your double chins

Your lipedema

They'll love your body no matter why you have it, even if it was caused by genetics, or if your lifestyle caused it, or both.

If you're trying to lose weight, your F/O(s) will make sure you go at a slow pace and be on the lookout for dangerous scams. Most importantly, they'll never imply you were ever "ugly" at any stage in your life.

If you became fat on purpose and/or you're still wanting to gain weight, they're happy for you! They're proud of how much you've gained and will help you gain more if you need to. They'll never let anyone try to say you were "better" back then.

Even if you have health problems, your F/O(s) will never shame you or imply it's your fault at all. They want to help you and uplift you, never put you down.

For all types of F/Os. Please keep this post SFW; Do not make this about weight gain kinks, but do not use this post to hate on weight gain kinks either. Dividers by firefly-graphics. My other boundaries are in my pinned.

[warcrimesimulator]

[takaholic]

being mutuals with selfshippers in different fandoms is so fun because it's like meeting and introducing imaginary friends

[greelin]

[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting

[selfshipping-saves-lives]

i've always seen tons of jealous romantic fictional character things where the character is mad at YOU for the attention you attract from others and honestly unless it's part of the whimsy and fun of teasing, the s/i SHOULDN'T be blamed for how other people act when they don't know or (even do know) that you're taken. like unless you want your f/o to take you home and "show you who you belong to", it's just kinda startling to see.

so please! do imagine that you have a jealous romantic f/o that isn't harshly possessive, but quietly nervous/irritated to see someone fawn over you in front of them. they might try to hold you closer or give a kiss to show others, but when you guys arrive home, they act as if they're trying to win you back... they ask you constantly for if you need any help with chores, something to eat, or even just help relaxing! they treat you so gently and check to make sure they're not doing anything to startle you or make you uncomfortable, working immediately to keep you content, almost like a little secretary!

this is when your f/o finally spills that they're nervous to lose you. the thought of you losing feelings for them, being attracted to someone else, and leaving them scares them so deeply. they never want you to grow tired of them and find someone else, and even just being flattered by strangers plays with that idea. they need to hear that you'll choose them. they need to remember that they aren't replaceable in your heart.

i would tell them now... they're getting snot and tears all over your shirt...!

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If not pillow, why pillow shaped?

[borderlandsbf-deactivated201907]

honestly if we selfship from the same media id love for our self inserts to be friends

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IT FINALLY HAPPENED ME AND PLAS ARE MARRIED NOW 🥹🥹♥️

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Just found this red balloon my friend was gonna use for a project and i love carrying it around because the texture reminds me of plastic man’s supersuit and the noise it makes is so soothing to me <3

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happy new year to you, plastic man, and all your other f/os!!! I hope you have a great 2026! did you do anything special to celebrate the new year together? :3

Happy new year to you and komaeda!! I hope you have a good 2026 :3 and we did do some fun things together like watching the ball drop on tv and doing the new years kiss 😚 we also went to go to a festival in my area that had really good hot chocolate but he kept trying to drink mine lmao

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Wanted to introduce my critters properly,, you guys ask me stuff about them

[nefersdarling]

userboxes for yumeshippers who don’t have much content of their yumeships .

remember, your f/o or f/os love you , no matter how much stuff of you or them you have <3

[komaedabf]

i drew this a while ago but i still like it

[helloooo-sailor]

Sighhh i miss him