Hot Mess

She/they. Bad anxiety but I’m hanging in there. I like taking pictures of books and hyperfixate on things.

[userilyarozanov]

requested by @totearup

[daughter-of-sapph0]

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

[mechagrrl]

What color is this?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

pussy

[mechagrrl]

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[the-unseelie-court-official]

Breaking: CDC announces if you are fully vaccinated you can walk into a fairy circle.

[stpndsbdss]

*squints at username*

.....nah, I’m good.

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[largishcat]

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

[valtsv]

i love the feeling when someone asks me about one of my hyperfixations and it summons all my thoughts at once like my brain is a discord server that just got hit with an @everyone

[valtsv]

someone: so tell me about this thing you like

my brain:

[buttercupbuck]

[wizard0rb]

and its free

[helloselfindulgence]

I absolutely love that sound mass market paperbacks make when you crack them in half…. It’s just so… ✨pleasing✨

[kropotkindersurprise]

June 28, 2021 - Indigenous protesters and allies tore down the statue of Christopher Columbus in Barranquilla, Colombia. [video]/[video]

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[helloselfindulgence]

This is my comfort read and unfortunately I won’t be able to read it for a while because I have to be an

✨a d u l t✨

and work or some rot like that.

[bunjywunjy]

What animal looks like it would screm the loudest

the bare-throated bellbird is so loud that it can cause permanent damage to human hearing at close range!

and they absolutely look like it.

[peppermintquartz]

edit: i couldn’t resist

[peppermintquartz]

That felt too mild so may i present AAAAAA bird v2

[weirdoughnut]

saved as →

[intjacob]

[dollsahoy]

These are cute but misleading, because the call doesn’t go on–it’s more like one single, quick, rusty beep, only that  beep is one of the loudest sounds made by any land animal

[beetleboo]

oh i’m so glad you have a video of ‘em, I knew I had seen one before!

I have provided an updated funnypic to more accurately reflect the reality of the bird.

[helloselfindulgence]

Day 4: Flag. I don’t celebrate 4th of July so here’s my favorite flag: the ace flag, in a stack of colorful books.

[helloselfindulgence]

Day 3. What’s in my bag.

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.