Starry

she/her • pan • minor dni: homophobics, nazis, pedos, bigots, terfs, etc

[milocelium]

okay after some research i have my thesis that Wesninski is a name with Polish origins, therefore Nathan Wesninski’s previous generation can be assumed to have migrated from Poland to the US around the time of WW2. Nathan’s residence in Maryland is in line with that state being one out of a cluster of states with a high percentage of Polish immigration. That all being said, people from Poland made up a significant portion of Ashkenazi Jews so I can confidently say that Neil Josten is canonically ethnically Jewish and of Polish descent. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[hellostarry]

i’m tired so i’m not gonna explain but house that always rains by conan gray is kevjean

[jostenholic]

unpopular opinion but I hope they never make an AFTG show.

Its just to precious to me and I cannot handle any mischaracterization or a wrong cast.

[lexveryreal]

guys and dolls but it's woke now and everyone is gay

i couldn't tell the white men apart so we made it different

(it's not in color so it's hard to tell but nicely is hispanic, benny is still a white man, harry is middle eastern, and charlie is a REDHEAD.)

(i did this off of the top of my head in a technology banned classroom so if ur wondering who everyone is that sucks ig)

the song is called gays and dolls now

also bonus nathan and adelaide

[lexveryreal]

found a peak guys and dolls fanfic so i drew it off of the top of my head

these will get redone eventually but i posted the raw drafts for @hellostarry so

anyways extra fic snippet

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

here's the fic yall

[hijackedhoneybeeez]

Neil, after learning that Jean has a motorcycle: Hey Andrew, why don't you ride a motorcycle? It seems more your speed.

Andrew: They’re for freaks who are just looking for attention. 'Oh, look at me, I'm balancing on two wheels and committing several traffic violations.' Fuck off. Join the circus if you wanna be a freakshow and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

The Foxes, who have barely heard him rant about anything like that before :

Andrew:

Neil: You don't know how to ride a bike, do you?

Aaron: its completely fine to not know how to ride a bike. It's an arbitrary benchmark set on kids for little to no value. Knowing how to ride a bike doesn't benefit or hinder anyone in the long run, anyways. And do you KNOW how many people have life-altering accidents while riding a bike? Its practically lethal.

The Foxes:

Andrew:

Neil: you too, huh?

[kaijuerotica]

connor on late night: *incredibly charming, jokes that the skating was harder than the russian*

hudson on the tonight show: assume the position jimmy

[kaijuerotica]

what the fuck is kevneil

[sillysleepyheadd]

[hellostarry]

Hey;)

List 5 things that make you happy & then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you

aftg audiobooks

my dog

my bsfs

water with electrolyte flavors

buying new books

[gabisiav]

If Neil were living in these times he would openly criticize Trump. And he made fun of him.

[m1nyard0]

The Golden Raven audiobook comes out tomorrow (5/12/26)!!! as someone who listened to the aftg audiobooks as my first read, I am THRILLED. Alexander Cendese you are FAMILIA to meeeeee

[lauxtheshark]

As much as I love aftg I swear those books have some sort of curse. I've read them three years ago for the first time and not a single day passes without me thinking about how Neil let his cigarette burn to the filter without taking a drag

[joodlesofdoodles]

dunno about you but I distinctly remember this happening

[its-caesar-bitch]

Some of you never got ransomed by pirates for too low a price as a teen and it really shows

[schnuspi]

Jean when he meets the Trojans

[hellostarry]

forever going to think about the time i saw someone reading tsc somewhere i go often. and walked right past them. haven’t seen them since probably never will know who it is

[linlovesnoodles]

if aftg ever gets more popular than it already is, i would cry. and go on a murder streak

[hellostarry]

TYTYTYTYTYTYTYTYY FOR THE SPAM STARRY ILY 🫶🫶

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