CALL ME KITTY SHMURDA BITCH

Call me Kitty, 16, any pronoun IDC. My TC is Birdy. I reblog a lot of good black funny ass shit as well as black culture so if you don't like it, don't follow me. #TeamLightskin

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Missing OCAD student Asmaa Bana, 20, has been located, Toronto police confirmed in a news release Wednesday night.Police said she was located at around 5 p.m.She had been missing since Monday morning. alhumdulillah.

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what sucks about this is on monday i gotta look my tc in the eye and he's just gonna giggle at me for being just...dumb fucking high at school

like i can see the jokes he's gonna come up with

and i have to laugh at them even though i'm sad because he saw me in one of my most vulnerable phases of being instead of the highly filtered person i am

and it sucks because around me he has barely any filter but i literally have to calm my ass down or else he'll think i'm weird

and it's not like he hasn't seen me high before, because he has just...damn y'all. not to this extent. this is next level shit. i ugly laughed in front of him y'all. UGLY LAUGHED. 

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my highness and my tc smh

i was so sad yesterday that after school i got high with two white girls i don't really talk to but they're really cool and i literally was the highest i've ever been in my entire life and i was at the point of where i was literally having hallucinations dude...so i walked back into the school extremely high to catch the bus (public transit, walking through the school is 10x easier) and i think when i saw my TC i just got peak-high and giggled for no reason because he knew so hard

it was like

him: hey [kitty] u ok?

me: HEHEKKKEEHEHUEEH

him: yeah?

me: *sexy giggle moan* yeah *laughs harder* KKKEKEKEKKEKEKEK

him: *laughs hard* is this what we're doing?

i was laughing harder and harder because it was more and more obvious and i really tried to play it up and i kept looking at him and he turned into a funny looking owl oh my GOD 

and then he was all "you know, you shouldn't have come back to the school"

but i was like "i needed to catch the (public transit) and this was the only way ;_;" 

and he was like "ohh, okay. i understand"

he started making me paranoid and he had stacks and stacks of papers for me to grade but i just...couldn't because...i was stuck. and he kept trying to calm me down even though i was giggling harder but nothing was funny i was just really nervous like aw, i have the best TC ever, he tried to calm me down and even help me out and i wish he just held me omg 

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i loved katy perry’s halftime show

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LMAO, are people really trying to devalue Katy’s performance with tweets by angry white men. I wish I could reach that much

[kutyperry]

ugh these suckers, john green is a literal piece of shit that only knows how to be negative about everything and truly an asshole, dylan is a kid that doesn’t have anything to do more than film a shitty show for hormonal 15 years old girls, and the other one is ????? like who the fuck are you go home

[theforce]

"a shitty show for hormonal 15 year old girls" how are you gonna try to raise a woman up by throwing a bunch of other women under the bus you piece of shit

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how about you all just shut up and just let people TELL THEIR OPINIONS. LIKE CAN YOU JUST GROW UP AND STOP WANTING TO KILL PEOPLE FOR THEIR PERSONAL OPINIONS THAT HAVE NO EFFECT OF YOUR LIFE AT ANY MOMENT???

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[cheorrymotions]

meghan trainor is so mean 

[8thwonderontheway]

So we don’t get Marshawn as MVP of the Super Bowl after all this shit

I don’t get to see Marshawn holding his dick on the podium and shouting out Oakland and completely ignoring the interviewer like Mike Tyson did Jim Gray

And Richard Sherman is crying, everyone making fun of him never played a sport before you ingrates

Ughhhhhhhhh why didn’t they give the fucking ball to Marshawn

[mihgyu]

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

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lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

[ehunk]

or when they write me a check for $100,000

[assgod]

religion is such a train wreck. yes, catholics, dirtying up your forehead with soot will bring you closer to god

[yagyuhayato]

god this is so disrespectful its NOT fucking soot it’s ash from the palm leaves collected almost a year ago at palm sunday and the...

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TC CHALLENGE DAY 1

how close are you to your tc????

We’re close enough to tell each other masturbation jokes and Sasha Grey jokes so I think that’s close

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I hope that you like this challenge and that there aren’t too much questions which repeat themselves. I would love to read some messages or comments if you like this challenge or not or what you think generally about my blog. I wish you all the best, Rosie xx

Day 1) What’s your current...

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ホワイトデー (White Day)

Original manga by なかとか (Nakatoka)

when you fall hard for a teacher…

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I’ve officially run out of excuses:

[earthdad]

god: let there be light!

boy: haha and then what? (;

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