Ask Hellhound Pup Sam and Witch Max

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Graham: hey you guys want ice cream? I’m buying! Or would you rather play frisbee I can also do that!

Sam: I know we’re not supposed to talk to strangers but he’s nice

Max: I feel like we know him on a deeper level

Sam: You crack me up, little buddy

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Okay so you don’t like angels, but what about werewolves, aliens, or alternate realities of yourselves?

Sam: sorry, it’s just I miss your alternate selves. They built me a pillow fort

Max: WE COULD BUILD A PILLOW FORT AT MY PLACE 

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What would happen if wizard max got lost in hell? I doubt he knows the layout.

Max: also I’m a witch!!!

Sam: it’s hard to tell with your wizard costume, lil buddy

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*runs in and changes Sam into a rabbit and max into a dog. Before absconding away. It effects them for five ask*

Sam: I don’t know how I feel about these long ears

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If angels exist in this world, then surely there must be vampires ans ghosts as well. Have you guys met any of those?

Sam: Why didn’t you tell me?

Max: Sam, I am fully capable of handling a vampire

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Angel Sam: hey wizard max would you like to play ball with me and Angel max?

Max: Perhaps hanging out with angels isn‘t the best idea

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Wait, what does Sam think of you as an angel?

Max: I think he was genuinely going to kill me!

Sam, in the background: * sobs louder * I‘M SORRY

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hey since your an angel can you still cuss?

Max: Nope! It makes me sound like an old timey cartoon character 

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Magic anon powers activate *bonks wizard max* you are now an Angel for two ask! *absconds away*

Max: I will find your identity and then curse you to be a donkey for 3 years

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* Granny Ruth appears along with child witch Max in his dollar store wizard outfit *

Grann’y Ruth: Alright, my little ferocious hellhound, let’s go home

Witch Max: SAM!!! GUESS WHAT?? WE’RE HAVING A SLEEPOVER!!! Let’s cause some CHAOS on the DEVIL!!!

Alt max: have fun and be safe going back you two!

Genderbent max: he was such a nice boy~ makes you want one of your own.

*all the Max’s laugh cause they already know they have kids*

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* places a confused Hellpup Sam in the room full of Maxes * Take care of the bby for 3 asks and then Granny Ruth will pick him up

Alt max: keep away from the pup or get pelted full of lead.

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Since you're a witch Max, you must have an evil witch laugh. Can you show it off?

Sam: he has a cute laugh!

Max: I DO NOT!!

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*Adorable and marketable version of Angel Sam appears.*

Kid Angel Sam: that’s strange I’m here but theirs no souls to take up..... *notices the two* hey do you Teo know where the local cemetery is? I must have been sent to the wrong place.

Max: So basically, my Sam scared the Angel Sam away

Sam: * mumbles * I didn’t like him

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*attacks witch max with a bunch of chickens. One taking his wand away*

Max: Gee Sam, how did you get that chicken to give you that wand 

Sam: Oh, you know, I just gave it a small threat is all

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What are some things about being a witch that you do like, Max?

Max: So yeah, I’m probably a criminal now which is fine

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Random question, but Max do you like pumpkins? Or Halloween? Or other witch type of things you do?

Max: No one gets scared of my pranks on Halloween, but I find other witch stuff boring as there’s usually rules and stuff

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What's your favourite thing about the other :)

Sam: Max that’s called bonding, what you have in your palm is the bond.

Max: Saying I burned my hand to green hellfire is cooler, Max- I mean Sam!