You Have The Right To Get Blown Up, Or Ask Us.

[exeggcute]

lol I am in such a stressed-out blind rage today from insurance bullshit that I wrote up a glossary of health insurance terms (things like deductibles, premiums, and copays) because all the free guides online are unnecessarily complicated and the only way you can squeeze a dime out of these bullshit companies is to understand their overly-complicated policies. give em hell

[nerdlingwrites]

This is a GREAT guide folks - it’s simple, straightforward, and deals well with the overly complicated alphabet soup of medical insurance. Knowing this stuff can prove REALLY helpful, and the examples used are a great resource. 

[samandmaxauask]

* the unworldly au guardian dragon Sam has appeared before every Sams and Maxes eyes *

* He speaks telepathically *

May I question on how each of you would protect your s/o if you were in a dire situation where the other was mortally wounded?

Samantha: wowie alt max you fought the devil?

Alt max: he stole my lovers souls wouldnt you?

Every other Sam: *nods their heads*true true

(Op here! Sorry it took so long. I’ve just been in a funk lately plus my wrist being stupid. But anyways here it is!)

[thedreamerfae]

GUYS, I GAVE SAM GOOFY’S HAT. NO WONDER WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS FAMILIAR, HOLY SHIT. WHY WOULD MY BRAIN DO THIS TO ME!?

Last pic is in reference to one of my favorite Vocaloids Lagtrain, here’s the reference pic

And from Left to Right for my AU Sams:

Hellhound and Witch AU, Bioshock AU, Sun and Moon God AU, and Ocean Orb AU

Left to right for AU Maxes:

Ocean Orb, Sun and Moon God, Bioshock, and Hellhound and Witch

[samandmaxauask]

Maybe it’s because you were subconsciously thinking about the fact Sam had goofy’s voice actor in hit the road

[samandmaxauask]

yo alt max how come your ears lay flat even though you have a small hat?

Alt Sam: but I like your ears as they are!

Alt max: thanks big pal~

[samandmaxauask]

HEY LAGOON SAM AND WEREWOLF MAX! Have you met Rumbler Type Big Daddy Sam and ADAM Induced Max yet?

I think you guys would get along very well

Werewolf max: I’ve meet them while looking for lagoon Sam! It’s to bad I couldn’t get inside though. I really wanted to ask them if they’ve seen my Sam.

[thedreamerfae]

Page 7!!! I know there isnt much going on in the panels for today but I at least got to draw Rouge

[samandmaxauask]

* Granny Ruth appears along with child witch Max in his dollar store wizard outfit *

Grann’y Ruth: Alright, my little ferocious hellhound, let’s go home

Witch Max: SAM!!! GUESS WHAT?? WE’RE HAVING A SLEEPOVER!!! Let’s cause some CHAOS on the DEVIL!!!

Alt max: have fun and be safe going back you two!

Genderbent max: he was such a nice boy~ makes you want one of your own.

*all the Max’s laugh cause they already know they have kids*

[samandmaxauask]

Is Lagoon Sam normal again? ( if he is, what was your most favorite scare? )

Lagoon Sam: now where did he get off to?

Werewolf max: I’ll never recover from this!

[samandmaxauask]

Skater Max, how many bones have you broken?

Skater max: the most bones broken at the same time was three. All in one foot can you believe it! Sick Sam gave me this huge talking to as well!

[samandmaxauask]

What do you like to do in your free time, Alt Sam?

Alt Sam: and when there are none I usually drive the car around. DONT tell alt max!

[samandmaxauask]

* places a confused Hellpup Sam in the room full of Maxes * Take care of the bby for 3 asks and then Granny Ruth will pick him up

Alt max: keep away from the pup or get pelted full of lead.

[samandmaxauask]

Werewolf Max, did you send the chickens? -Hellpup Sam

Werewolf max: oh no

*chicken clucking can be heard miles away*

[samandmaxauask]

Is Werewolf Max still a chicken?

Werewolf max: sams in his true form I think he’s got my sent!

Lagoon Sam: chiccckeeeen

[samandmaxauask]

Wait, how did alternate Max and Sam meet?

Alt max: you can beg me till the end of the earth and I’ll never reveal that nickname.

Alt Sam: oh yeah that was a pretty embarrassing nickname. Pretty good blackmail material.

Alt max: you wouldn’t!

Alt Sam: if there was some good guns in it for me I’d spill.

[samandmaxauask]

Prince!Max who is the better dancer? You or Sam?

Prince max: he’s a sure fire hit with the ladies at the balls.

Guard Sam: but my prince you one jailed a noble woman for dancing with me.

Prince max: they can look, but no touchie.

[samandmaxauask]

So, do you guys interact with each other regularly? Like would Punk Sam talk to Lagoon Sam?

Lagoon Sam: does anyone smell burnt rabbit?

Guard Sam: I hope it isn’t the prince! *rushes off*

Samantha; or my wife! *rushes off as well*

Lagoon Sam: I have a bad feeling it might be mine.

Rocker Sam: well we all do share a brain cell

[hellpupandwitchkit]

Does sam have hell fire? If so what colour?

Sam: okay, so it goes like this;

Red is a common color among the hellhounds

Blue is uncommon, but you can’t really tell since there’s a lot blues with reds

Purple is rare, but you do see here and there among red and blue

and lastly, what I have,

Green which is extremely rare and hard to come by.