ZOEY 101 SENTENCE STARTERS.
“Huh? Oh man; PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!!”
“Go save your bike”
“Good Luck! But I can’t root for you”
“Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they’ll shave off my eyebrows!”
“Don’t let them scare you!”
“Too late, I’m way past scared”
“You act like it’s the first time you’ve seen one of these things”
“Oh, please, I wasn’t born yesterday. I know about boy/girl stuff”
“You are a wizard with scissors. I’m going to call you the Scissor Wizard!”
“Is shopping a sport?”
“Monitoring your dreams… I think you might be having a nightmare”
“Okay,Since I’m such a horrible roommate then maybe I should move out!”
“Maybe sometime you could hang out with me”
“Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don’t like fooseball,we could knit or something”
“What, I can’t brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two trying to bludgeon each other?”
“So you want to see if my food is happy?”
“(name) I’m about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?”
“(name) is such a jerk”
“A cute jerk”
“Excuse me sir, I’m calling about the mustard you ordered”
“Yes, you did, you ordered nine thousand jars of mustard”
“But I don’t even like mustard!”
“That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver”
“I knew it! Wait, I still don’t know what that means”
“You’ve been stealing all my sushi and giving it to these girls!”
“Oh no, now we’re all gonna get expelled!”
“Let’s tie him up and shove him in the closet!”
“Right! Then late tonight, when everyone’s asleep, we hot wire his car, and put (name) in the trunk!”
“Everyone gets hurt sometimes. You’ve never been hurt?”
“Give me your lunch money or I’ll….Oww, did you bite me?”
“You don’t even know what you’re saying!”
“If you weren’t around who else would I pick on”
“I’m not going to ask you again who did this”
“You’re just jealous because my dad owns a juice company!”
“Well tell him money doesn’t give him the right to push people around”
“Or I could give you a ride, maybe we could go to the beach and make out a little”
“You know, I would, but it’s so hard for a girl to kiss a guy while she’s vomiting”
“What did he say? Please say he said yes, I would be the happiest person in the world if he said yes, tell me he said yes, please”
“Remember when I said “(name) said yes” He said NO”
“You’d better go tell her the truth before she finds out”
“I can’t… it’ll break her heart, her weird little heart”
“(name I can’t believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend! I don’t care about you any more! Good day, (name)!”
“Um, it’s true. We had a picnic”
“did you know that female spiders usually eat their offspring?”
“Spiders aren’t insects! They’re arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?”
“Holy Dolby Digital!”
“Want to see my sixth toe?”
“Who are you going to trust: me or pretty boy?”
“Will you tell me where babies come from?”
