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thats prolly creepy

[requiem-on-water]

Daughter (2026), oil on linen by Filip Mirazovic

[captain-price-returns]

Trump is bringing back the literal actual Smoot-Hawley tariffs from the Great Depression

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Trump Imposes 50% Tariff Hike on Canadian Goods

Here’s what to know about the latest trade policy by the U.S. against its neighbor.

uhhhhh

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[beesmygod]

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

[wonderhecko]

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

[beesmygod]

this is next level

[wonderhecko]

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

[charlesoberonn]

They're immortal.

They were heckling the actors in Ford's theater on the day Lincoln was shot.

They heckled the first reading of the Epic of Gilgamesh.

They heckled the first lifeform to crawl onto land.

They heckled the big bang.

[charlesoberonn]

"They say that time exists now."

"I can tell."

"How so?"

"Because this show is a waste of it!"

"DOHOHOHOHOHO!"

[gayelectro]

[gracefuldisasters]

you are so right

Conversations in Italian, circa 1996 - 🍄🍄36

Well, this was a wild ride. Cheers, guys

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[neverniko101]

That is. a great username. The first thing I saw upon opening tumblr. Thank you.

[i-welded-ur-genitals-shut]

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[viralfrog]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[sapphire--moonlight]

you all have to check out the rules if this wiki. theyre wild

Generally, you will be warned for breaking the rules a few times before you are banned. The first ban will likely be one week long, the seco

Throwing this one out as a fave. Didnt realize Animal Crossing was porn.

They also have a classification system aped from scp including a tier for character who nobody thinks are sexy. unsexy characters are allowed and if a character actually has sex thats too sexy for the sexman wiki

[thememedaddy]

[swarnpert]

hey we're soooo sorry🥺🥺umm uhh we know it's the week of your inventory but👉👈 we just accidentally shipped you 40 marine batteries you have no need and no space for we know we knowwww you're gonna be mad at us😖fuckkkk we're so sorry we shipped you 40 big heavy ass boat batteries by accident😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[swarnpert]

*eminem voice* now does that seem fair to you?