mr pages is truly one of the characters ever
it is an alien space bat. it is in charge of censorship. it loves paperwork soso much. it collects smut. it is a fan of the worst poet in the neath. no one can tell what it's saying half the time because it's constantly making up words. it goes into public spaces and rants at everyone about "modern literature". it personally killed oscar wilde. it loves the classics and shitty pulp lit equally. it hates its bat coworkers. sometimes it censors books just because it wants to have them. it writes under a pseudonym that it thinks is secret but literally everyone knows about it. it is canonically the most dateable master of the bazaar











