i keep thinking about this picture of a bat eating a watermelon
Living his best life.
The Bowery Presents
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@hellsyeah
i keep thinking about this picture of a bat eating a watermelon
Living his best life.
Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant
this is literally the funniest comment this video could have
In case you had a bad day
Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!”
…..that’s a great idea, let’s do that!!
things more important than your weight
cake
stars
eating
friends
happiness
flowers
your health
family
cereal
clouds
sheep
rocks
flies
grass
the name of your neighbour’s cousin’s brother’s friend’s goldfish
literally everything
god im reading a text about romance fiction (especially targeted at young adults) for class and one sentence in it literally made my brain explode because ive been thinking about this kind of stuff too, how “Many people wouldn’t fall in love if they’ve never heard about it before.” and like…imagine there was no ideal/overaccentuated image of love and romance painted in postmodern mass media….how would we love? would it be purer? more authentic? what would we do differently? would we fall in love at all if we werent constantly being fed an ideal concept of love as the norm in mass media? like what is a natural process of human feelings and what is just a projection of how we want to love and want to be loved based on what we’ve seen on tv and read in books etc? in this essay i will
w … wh … where’s the rest of the essay, op?
Patagonia
Your future self is talking shit about you
I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special
me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended
I am just a bitch filthy, dirty witch you all call me crazy
#i was about to scroll past this venomously but omfg
Big difference between the two
JARVIS: sir, I know you are probably very angry right now but I feel that picking a fight with Captain Rogers and Sergeant Barnes is not the way to handle this situation.
FRIDAY: You can’t beat him in hand to hand combat, let me analyze his fighting style for you.
karen: activating instant kill mode
This blog is unapologetically pro sex-workers
No matter whether they stroll or strip, do camwork or full service
Their voices are the ones I listen to on the subject
Anyone who has a problem with that, please find the unfollow button
As long as they call the shots in their own life and aren’t forced into it by a pimp, ^^^
i got mad lmao