river runs

he/him | biology student | 196 refugee | silly

[bombsights]

we have omegaverse destiel at home | THE BOYS 5.05

bonus (likely thing for the world’s first omega to say):

[helltoprays]

as the sacred texts (ao3) foretold

[helltoprays]

let him maim

[mothprincess]

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[ydotome]

The Northern Plateau’s normal is terrifying. That’s super crazy. - Sousou no Frieren - Episode 37

[thecollectibles]

Crab in a Cage by 秋刀鱼

[rumbelles]

favorite belle french outfits → [1/?]

[sowedpearls]

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[pixels--blog]

[haikyuus]

Kuroken during training camp || Haikyuu!! s2

[britta-perry]

[freedominwickedness]

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

[catsbrew-blogs]

That is none of your business is it sir

[sobadbad]

[angels-all-sin]

9-1-1 1x05 “Point of Origin” 9x14 “D.I.Y.”

[emziess]

Buck + winning the IDGAF war

[endiness]

I'll haunt the world inside you.

[roxyfication]

no more sex. we ran out of sex

[roxyfication]

[cultheadquarters]

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

[ottawametros]